Classic Memories: Possibly the funniest graphic plot in Pirates of the Caribbean 2!

Lottie 2022-04-20 09:01:09

Hello everyone, I'm Elizabeth from the last movie, look at how beautiful my wedding dress is, dear Will, come and marry me!

Hello everyone, I am a senior executive of the British East India Company, with a higher rank than Elizabeth's father. Do you still remember at the end of the last movie, when he rescued Captain Jack in full view? This means that the East India Company punishes you and makes you pretend! Let you feed the dog food! Unbreakable couples are not Chinese!

Hello everyone, I'm Will, the most handsome man in the show. Just got caught by the executive of the East India Company, but his real intention is actually to let me help him get Captain Jack's compass, this single dog imprisoned my female ticket Elizabeth on the wedding night. Ma Dan, I have to say goodbye to the female ticket, go to Turtle Island to find Captain Jack, and get the compass to redeem the female ticket.

Elizabeth: As the person with the highest IQ in the entire show, I also learned martial arts skills in this season. I can shoot and dance swords, and small cases are all taught by male tickets. My father said that he wanted to find a carriage to rescue me from prison. I was quick to realize that things were not so simple. First of all, the carriage would definitely be intercepted. Then, I sneaked into the executive's dormitory with a gun and forced him to tell him what to do with Captain Jack's compass, only to find out that it was to open a treasure chest. Hey, why is it more and more like the plot mission of the game?

Long time no see, I'm that orchid finger, the inner character, and the bitch loves Captain Jack. I was captain of the Black Pearl, and should theoretically serve on board the same as the "Flying Holland". However, this baby is born to love freedom, I don't care about me, I will never serve!

Hi, my name is Jones Davey, new face. In fact, I originally looked like this, but the post-production special effects said that the more disgusting the better, it made me look like this. It's so disgusting I can't even look in the mirror

I served on the "Flying Holland", and I expressed that I was very upset to see that Jack, who was also the captain, did not serve alone. I decided to let him serve with him, or give me the souls of 100 people.

Jack: In order to avoid sanctions, I decided to go ashore, and as soon as I logged in, I was caught by cannibals and became a chief. However, it is the kind of chief who will be roasted to death and eat meat. Hey, the sea has sanctions, and the mainland is not safe. Luckily, Will came to my rescue. (This is very exciting, I will take a screenshot of the video and send it)

Jack: The land is too dangerous, it seems that there is no way to avoid it, I decided to go to the witch to see if there is anything I can do

Hello everyone, I am a witch. Although I have no culture, I have to pretend to eat ink, and I can barely endorse the "Black Girl" toothpaste. If Jack wants to escape the pursuit, he must find the key and the treasure chest, and take out the heart in the treasure chest, and then he can dominate Jones and change his life against the sky.

Will: Jack, this scumbag, tricked me into finding the keys for Jones' ship, but if he couldn't get the keys, he wouldn't give the compass. As a result, I met my father on the boat, ah, I really want to rescue my father and lift his curse. However, he couldn't handle Jones so far, so he hurriedly ran and stole his key by the way.

Elizabeth: I found Captain Jack out of wit, and this guy told me to find the treasure chest before finding the male ticket. Eh, Captain Jack, you asked me to find the key, and let me find the treasure chest, and let someone else do both for you. You were a product manager in your last life, and you can only assign tasks in this life!

Elizabeth: I took Jack to find the treasure chest, and the male ticket also caught up unexpectedly. Great, I can finally get rid of the identity of the leftover girl. However, before the treasure box was opened, the three men clashed:

Male ticket: I'm going to open the treasure chest, chop off the heart inside, and lift my dad's curse.

Jack: I want to open the treasure chest, the heart can't be cut, I have to use it to dominate Jones.

Norrington: Well, I'm the officer who was greened by Elizabeth in the last movie. I didn't catch up with my wife and I lost my job. I heard that this heart officer was handed in for reinstatement. I'm going to take this heart back and hand it in. to the country!

Jack: I secretly opened the treasure chest, secretly got the heart, secretly put it in a dirt jar, and found it was stolen by Norrington. . . sad reminder

Elizabeth: After getting on the boat, after a lot of pulling, we found that the "Norwegian Kraken" could not beat Jones. We were going to abandon the "Black Pearl" and escape in a rubber boat. I figured it out, what the sea monster was actually looking for was Captain Jack, who was still so far away from the coast, wouldn't he let the rest of me be buried with me? After a struggle of conscience, I decided to seduce Captain Jack, kissing fiercely, and quietly locking his hands on the boat. "It was you who found it, not us. You should serve in the military, and you should be sanctioned. If I can't bring you, I will withdraw first. Goodbye!"

Jack: The most poisonous woman's heart, the most poisonous woman's heart! You a girl, more pirates than my 24k pirate! Leaving me alone with the Kraken, ah, it sprayed my face with secretions and rolled me into the water.

Elizabeth is right, the team can still be evacuated safely without taking the pit cargo of Captain Jack. They came to the witch's forest cabin with heavy hearts. Others thought that the captain voluntarily stayed as cannon fodder, and was moved to cry and grab the ground. Under this candlelight, warm wine, handsome man, and exaggerated atmosphere, Elizabeth found in her conscience that she should not give up treatment for the captain.

Everyone decides to find Black Pearl and Captain Jack, no matter how far they go.

Witch: Sailing at sea, of course, requires a competent captain. No, it's him, the former captain of Black Pearl, the captain of the dead who was beaten by Jack just after he lifted the curse from the living dead and became a living person last season. I saved him, my shattering magic power! You see, he didn't eat anything in the last movie. How delicious is it to eat apples now? The old sea immortal, the mana is boundless!

A group of people is ready to start the copy of the rescue of Black Pearl and Captain Jack. Complete works

So here comes the question: Which is more handsome, Prince Elf (Will) or Depp (Captain Jack)?

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

  • Mr. Mercer: [he has just killed the captain of a ship and is addressing Governor Swann] 'Evening, Gov'nor. Shame, eh?

    [holds up letters]

    Mr. Mercer: He was carrying these. It's a letter to the king.

    [changes tone]

    Mr. Mercer: It's from you.

  • Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

    Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.