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Bonnie 2022-04-20 09:01:10

I had a hunch early on that this great detective Sherlock Holmes II, subtitled the game of ghosts, would turn into a gay movie. After the opening sequence, I finally confirmed that this was an extremely correct prediction, just like Downey Jr.'s Like the action prediction, maybe Guy Ritchie was hit by Madonna and completely turned into a gay supporter, so this gay movie is definitely a masterpiece comparable to the house of silk.





Spoilers It's very annoying, I personally think that this plot is not necessary for spoilers, if you have read Conan Doyle's original book, then there is no doubt that the ending is completely predictable, oh no, it should be said that the new orange is juicy once touched- - There is only one truth, and the big detective will still make a comeback, because Colonel Moran is still alive. But according to this urine, will the subtitle of the third part be... uh... Wang's man?



Since watching the previous one Yue Hao watched the 84-year-old British drama Sherlock Holmes starring JB unscrupulously, which directly planted the seeds of collapse, well, not to mention Do The Doyle. The Great Detective 1 has already reflected A kind of unrestrained cult hodgepodge style, but fortunately Guy Ritchie still had integrity at that time, or maybe he wanted to leave the base to this movie to shine on the viewers. At least the last detective Sherlock Holmes still has a lot of Doyle originals The shadow of the movie. But from this one, it is obvious that Guy Ritchie intends to go with the style and style. All kinds of unscrupulous dialogues and mocking scenes of major movies all reflect the shadow of two big smoking guns. .but this story is always weird because of the sheep head of Sherlock Holmes.



First of all, the reasoning, the famous deduction method is basically gone, of course if you are willing or Guy Ritchie is willing to predict the actions of Downey Jr. If it is also classified as deductive method... secondly, scum is easy to make. Except when stalking the beast and preparing to be a pickpocket... Thirdly, the flaw of the domestic film. The submachine gun in the film. That's Stern. Ricky...that artillery. That's Stalin's hammer, Jude Law, that cannonball, that Nima is a stone, right Little Downey...



Although the plot has been modified in line with Hollywood values. But it can't always be crossed, I'm like Nima, do you want to give some strength to move out of the tank, the beast hand is so rich and the enemy country should come up with E=MC2? Something got mixed in, didn't it...



Calle's IQ shows up when he kills the arms quotient, but he doesn't feel the existence of IQ at all. Is it because the teammates are too stupid or the enemy is too clever??? When I heard the beast say his great achievements , I'm about to kneel for him, can this Nima not need black metal gear, can he not black big boss.... Nima



mentioned chowder, so chowder must have at least four ingredients Can it be called a chowder...why are there four? I don't know, according to Ben's observation, this film mocks the following films---on the train, Downey Jr's make-up. Obviously Batman joker. And that hairstyle, that madness, that teasing smile when grinning, that face shape. Nolan, you don't have such an advertisement... Or is it that Downey Jr. is really famous in your rise? The flower has the owner? Then I mocked the king of war. Nima arms dealers, arms factories, and the preaching of the beast Moran, oh, don't bring such a good cut, and then another facelift surgery to break into our army, Is this Nima's face-to-face duo good or not? It's also a matter of seeing Weizhi's work being captured by my great Watson at a critical moment. In the end... all kinds of slow motion, bullet time, I wipe, play with action prediction is enough, and then let's dodge the cannonballs Bullets, I really knelt down.



Downey Jr.'s stomach is really hurt. To be honest, Sherlock Holmes should at least be a well-proportioned lean man. His stomach... ah.... Actors have to be dedicated. Look at Belle, How thin is it to play the mechanic? You should pay attention to the image of Sherlock Holmes. Don't always rely on the magic stick-like movements to predict, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, you also said that your little tricks, my IQ can be , look, in my heart, people are complaining about you, a great detective who travels through time and space at a speed of five centimeters



per second. What struck me even more was that I was late because I only bought Chinese dubbing... I'll go, Is this dubbing really good? Why don't you please come back, this line is really a bunker. For example, Watson, I will not waste semen (tonight). Don't be so heavy on your nasal voice. It's too ambiguous to add, and I'm here to shoot GV? Finally, the subtitles let me appreciate the awesomeness introduced by the review of No. 001---I played a good chess game for the overall situation. It's a big chess game...



Mrs. Hudson is actually quite a failure... Nima, even if you make up the story randomly, at least the characters should be reliable. Mycroft has become Xiong Ji. It's really shameless and unforgivable. What's more terrible is that you're still talking about nothing. Philosophy. Moriarty called the beast and the Prime Minister to mess with the prime minister. Is this another Rothschild conspiracy? And there is no hard enough reason, is it really because of the House of Silk?



Because of the training of Guy Ritchie in this series It abandoned the reasoning element and moved closer to the absolute action film, so in addition to the villain's IQ problem, even the main characters began to become obscene. I have to say that Jude Law's sense of existence is quite weak. Therefore, in order to make up for his loss, he strengthened it. All of Watson's attributes, fighting, shooting, reasoning. In comparison, Sherlock Holmes is simply mentally retarded. Have you ever seen Sherlock Holmes bet on Watson? There are... dying detectives, but Watson doesn't know Love, naval agreement, Watson did not know. Generally, Sherlock Holmes will only use Watson's simplicity... This time, the priority is almost reversed... This Nima is Watson? Playing large-caliber artillery, submachine guns, bullets Fake hair. Alcoholism, fighting.... I have always told my friends that I think it is better to let Uncle Kun make this film. As for the big detective, I think this kind of virtuous Sherlock Holmes should be played by Depp. Hua Health? Well, Banderas can do the job. As for the beast, don't you think John Travolta can play a more vulgar role, and Colonel Moran really doesn't want to be replaced by Coltrasel??? Really?? ?



The above is just a rant. I also know that if the filming is based on the model that is loyal to Doyle, the estimated box office will only be small, and there will be a lot less box office elements that the masses love. Let him use his brain, at least rely on reasoning to defeat the enemy.... Otherwise, I always feel that where Sherlock Holmes is, people will die. Is this a collection of debauchery stories of the death detective's front-loading washing machine?



The soul of Sherlock Holmes is in a nutshell- -The mind is everything to him, the body is just an accessory.



After the second, the big detective will continue to fight in his small vest. Who is the next person to be punished? Moran? Moriano? Or a German spy? Next time the story is going around London in a hot air balloon or around Europe in a torpedo?



I don't know, I really don't know, but it's clear that since Professor Moriarty's recent death, London has become a terribly boring place. city ​​of.



And our great detective Sherlock Holmes is still helping to punish those incompetent (this translation is also very painful) crime, I just hope he will say to our doctor Watson next time - love is a kind of feeling, and any One kind of feeling goes against the most important calm reason I see.



Of course, Guy Ritchie can continue his gay hand-to-hand combat until he turns the big detective into a sagging Stallone... Then he said with a sullen smile-- "Your Majesty, allow me to introduce my dearest friend."



"Watson?"

"No, my Majesty, his name is Moriarty, a professor of mathematics.



" There are thousands of possessions, and I am the only one who will reward them.

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Extended Reading
  • Sidney 2021-10-20 19:00:27

    There is no doubt about the rot, but it is too amused, such as Sherlock Holmes’s pony, or his chair set, as well as the stems of Stephen Fry and Jude Law. Of course, the most talked about is the service rot. I bridge, Guy Ritchie, you should call Gay Ritchie.

  • Otha 2021-10-20 19:00:38

    It's a modern action movie dressed in Victorian costumes. Blasting, gunfire, special effects and fights can be seen everywhere, as well as naked handsome uncles selling rotten. No matter how strong the advertising madman is, he is also a third party. Grandpa Wilde will never go back when he sells meat. Today's bald ball and sugar mud are true love. So that the two heroines can basically ignore it. It is still a movie of sugar mud, more refined, more ambiguous, and more dazzling! ★★★★

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows quotes

  • Dr. John Watson: [Teading Holmes' note aloud] Come at once if convenient.

    [Turning the note over]

    Dr. John Watson: If inconvenient, come all the same.

  • Professor Moriaty: [to Holes] My repect for you, Mr. Holmes, is the only reason you're still alive.