Aquaman, a gorgeous trash can with an asshole visible from the throat

Celia 2022-04-20 09:01:10

To sum up my impressions first, I can sum it up as follows: an inexplicable feeling runs through the audience.

Five minutes after I came up, the queen ran away from marriage, and when I saw the first uncle, I fell in love with him and gave birth to a child. As an audience, I was completely confused, what was the situation. After Neptune grew up, he fought with pirates, rescued a group of Mao Zibing, fucked old black people, spoke his hometown dialect with Mao Zibing, and then, as a pirate, Xiao Hei, who was tortured by others, became bitter and hated, why? It looks like they deserve what they deserve. The foreshadowing here does not show the evil feeling of Xiao Hei and his son, and the motivation for revenge. It is basically a cartoon-level character depiction.

Princess Sao in the middle began to stick to the protagonist very abruptly. The fighting power of the two people fluctuated, the personality of Aquaman was blurred, and the entire ocean world was turned into Disney. The designs seemed extremely gorgeous, but in fact they couldn't stand scrutiny and the system was weak. In order to highlight the key words of the ocean and high-tech, add fish scales, fins, and fill your eyes everywhere you can see. I go, I'm a land person, and I haven't seen my world stuffed with patterns of thighs, leg hair, and feet. Fifteen minutes after I came up, I was impatiently stuffed with various elements of this world view, but the lack of foreshadowing and the vagueness of characterization made the early stage look messy and mentally handicapped.

The inexplicable parkour in the middle, and the two live torpedoes of the protagonist and the princess going to row a boat, I will not complain, it is not fresh to be spit too much. Under a single main line, all the challenges Ma Wang has made, all the choices and crises he faces are completely predictable, and even the process can be guessed, which is better than Disney animation. The big wheel, um, will definitely use this trick in the final decisive battle. When you see the minions chasing and killing, um, you must mow the grass, and when you see the fly head for revenge. Seeing the little soldiers with water guns and skilled biubiubiu playing the game of human body strokes, princess, you run wild. Encountered a bunch of dirty little mermaids, well, the design is not bad, but still the same sentence, princess, you are so good at opening the sea that you can play waterspouts in the sea, so panic on the boat must be showing cuteness and teasing our horse king. Then I got out without any suspense, focusing on showing the effect of the big fish tank. meet mom? Well, Nicole Kidman's figure is really good, and it's not surprising that my mother didn't die. After all, the tone of the family is happy, and there is no blood even after being stabbed. Mom said that to get the ancestral fork, you must defeat a monster. That monster is too difficult. You mother, I have been playing for 20 years and haven't done it yet. Well, it is a simple and rude task that must be passed. It is basically similar to Avatar. The bridge section of the male protagonist riding a big bird. The protagonist took a big fork and rode a blood cliff spider to abuse the vegetables, and the fight in the seafood market began. During this period, the king's scornful laugh of a successful person I knew long ago exposed the conspiracy of the kung fu master to lead the Sea King to level up. The question is, why did you go there early, and how did you know it, did I miss it? There is no suspense to PK with the king again, strike the iron, use the big wheel to kill the king, the mother runs over, the mother loves you, the sea king pops out and makes a handsome jojo stand, happy reunion. The little black man packs up the garbage and prepares to continue to be funny in the next episode. over

There is not a single suspense in the whole play that is successful. As an audience, I am neither nervous nor exciting. There are a lot of familiar senses. I also mentioned a few words about environmental pollution and improved my mind. I will not talk about those funny miscellaneous soldiers and equipment. Now, it seems that I went to the Dinosaur Premium Kesai in a row, and the high-tech also required forks. I was afraid that the audience would spray it. I told myself that this is our ancestral weapon and must be used.

There are too many flaws, I can't say it enough. In general, this film is a super hodgepodge. It seems that I want to stuff everything in it, but the overall construction is very unsuccessful. Characterization, rough, story, rough, rhythm, Chaos, suspense, self-imagining that it does not exist, art design, good, but it can't be seen carefully, it lacks credibility, and it is hung up and hammered by Avatar. I stayed out of the whole play and didn't play any role. Maybe many people are not as strict as me, and give Haiwang subversive praise, but I can only say that each has its own advantages. In my opinion, this is a bubble. Stinky shit with all kinds of condiments.

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Extended Reading
  • Madisyn 2022-03-22 09:01:11

    I've blown it, although the quality is good, but it's better than the average level of the British (aka Marvel)? ? Why should this eye-filled sense of sight be unprecedented? ?

  • Crystel 2022-03-21 09:01:12

    The story is still DC's standard, and the marketing ability has really improved by leaps and bounds. I am a little curious about the effect of Wen Ziren's Journey to the West Dinghaishenzhen. On the contrary, this Ma Wang fan feels that the most handsome part of the film is William Dafoe who has been skinned in front...

Aquaman quotes

  • Orm: The Trident doesn't change what you are! You're a half-breed bastard! Atlantis will never accept you as its king!

    Arthur Curry: Then by bloodshed, do the gods make known their will!

  • Queen Atlanna: [to Thomas] I will return to you when it's safe. One day, right here, at sunrise, we'll be together again.