A crappy remake of a sequel movie

Susie 2022-04-19 09:01:15

I admit, I was attracted by the fantastic world setting in the trailer, by the good impression brought by the big fish before tim burton, by the very charismatic acting before Johnny Depp, by the IMAX 3D I was blown away by the shock of Avatar, so despite hearing some of the overrated comments, I was on Broadway at coco park on the first day of Alice in Wondland's mainland premiere, and traded two movie rolls for A 3D version of the movie.



To be honest, it was relatively late when I went to buy tickets, and there were more spectators. I only bought tickets in the penultimate row, and I regretted it as soon as I entered the movie theater. Compared with Dongguan Wanda IMAX, the screen on Broadway is 14-inch spherical display and 52 inches. The difference between the 24-inch LCD, sitting in the back row and watching a movie doesn't feel like a home computer. The 24-inch LCD feels big, and the 3D glasses provided are not very good. I have to hold the glasses with my hands for almost two hours. Tool. I feel like my eyes are going blind after watching the movie.



After watching the whole movie, the only feeling is that the director is trying to express what TMD is trying to express. I thought it was a children's film. There are many uncomfortable scenes in the film, including the heavy-duty scene of using a needle to dig out the eyeball from the eye socket. I don't even know what Alice is going to do.



Roughly sort out the plot, the White Queen's subordinate Hat, who looks very much like Guo Furong, wants to defeat his political opponent, the Queen of Hearts, but the Queen of the Big Head has a man, a dog, a bird and a dragon as thugs. It was a bit of a headache. Brother Hat looked up the imperial calendar (that's right, it was indeed translated in the film) and found that Alice was destined to hold the sword and slay the dragon (there is no reason, in fact, the imperial calendar was drawn by the director), so he sent Brother Rabbit to look for it. Alice, who has been lost for 10 years, then came to the underground world, met the fat twins, the air cat, and the mouse brother along the way, and successfully sneaked into the interior of the Queen of Hearts Castle. Then he successfully induced the dog thugs to rebel (I can't understand how this dog-like beast changed his position so quickly), and finally found the sword from the Queen of Hearts' house (hidden in the kennel, the key is still hanging on On the neck of the dog...), and cut off the dragon's head with a sword in the final battle (this scene is almost the same as the princess cut off the head of the Nazgûl in Lord of the Rings III). After looking at the dragon head, all of the Queen of Hearts' subordinates surrendered. . . In the end, the White Queen won. The Queen of Hearts is issued with Frontier. . . . (Actually, I think the Queen of Hearts is cuter than the White Queen.)



After basically watching the movie, I don't understand the meaning of what Alice and those gangsters are doing. I only see them running around, but I don't understand each and every time. the meaning of a role. Maybe it's been too long since I read the original, maybe the movie is a tribute to every character in the original. But it looks more like a crappy remake of a sequel movie.



At the end of the film, Alice came back from the underground, Yiran refused to propose marriage and turned her life to the infinite sailing and business career, and then pointed on the map with great arrogance, and a huge Chinese rooster appeared on the map in an instant. At this moment, I was really full of inner cows, and the 2012 China map scene reappeared on the big screen. It's just my sister, have you ever thought about what the British sold in China in the 19th century?



In the film, Brother Hat kept saying to Alice: why is a raven likes writing desk. I didn't understand what it meant after watching the whole movie.





Let me tell you some tidbits. When I bought the tickets, I found out that tonight is also the premiere of Moon Full Hennessy, and then Tang Wei also came to cocopark. I saw Tang Wei from a long distance. High. Xueyou brother didn't come, if Xueyou brother came, maybe I would go to the premiere of Full Moon Hennessy instead of Alice, then all the cups wouldn't happen

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  • Josianne 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    The Cheshire cat is so cute~~ The plot is average, and the original book is almost forgotten. Who will explain that Alice wants to leave Depp for Mao and run to China to do business (I deeply doubt that she is the first generation of colonists... = = 42 didn't even show up!!!

  • Marquise 2022-03-22 09:01:10

    The picture is beautiful, the shape is good, and the story is slightly mediocre, but it's still worth seeing!

Alice in Wonderland quotes

  • Jabberwocky: So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.

    Alice Kingsley: We've never met.

    Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.

    Alice Kingsley: Alright, that's enough chatter.

    [Alice slices off the Jabberwocky's tongue]

  • The Red Queen: You're right, Stayne. It is far better to be feared than loved.