But having said that, the Warwick Zhang Xi and his wife treated me well. I am living in poverty now, thanks to the couple who often take me to various entertainment activities: for example, because I sing beautifully, they call me when I sing; because I I have developed taste buds and have good taste in food, so if there is something delicious, please call me over to taste it.
After watching the second change, I admit that I really changed the second. For the next two hours, my brain was groggy, depressed, down, and lost. I have to admit, Change One and Change Two have nothing to do with the cartoon "Transformers" I watched when I was a child. If there is a relationship, it can only be a causal relationship-because when I was a child, I watched the cartoon "Transformers", which was very exciting at the time, but I almost forgot it now, and played with the Transformers toys that we grew up with, so I have The urge to spend huge sums of money today to go to the cinema to see the live-action version change one to two.
This is how I understand the movie: Transformers tells a story about a gangster, the Autobots' Autobots and the Decepticons' Decepticons. We are very familiar with the way the movie was made, especially the children's shoes who have seen the "Young and Dangerous" series. But in terms of plot arrangement, the gangster story of Transformers is not at the same level as Young and Dangerous except for the grander scenes. Of course, Young and Dangerous is the best gangster story I have ever seen. Back to Change 2, the protagonists we focus on - they are always on the side of justice, their leaders are always wise, kind and simple (while the villains are always cunning and scheming); their members are always naive, Lovely and upright (while the villains are always ruthless and selfish, and occasionally there is an innocent and lovely one who surrenders and is recruited by the decent); more importantly, they are always like bronze saints, they are undead strong, No matter how disadvantaged the scene is, in the end, he can always turn defeat into victory, die and survive (while the villain is always vulnerable and is often fatally struck by one blow, even if he accumulates a lot and the scene is dominant, he will inevitably capsize in the gutter and lose the red cliff)—— Of course, the decent can be resurrected after death, and when resurrected, he can be more powerful than before his death like Saint Seiya Ikki of Phoenix, so we don't even have to worry about which protagonist we will lose in the process of watching the movie - Optimus Prime When he died, he was startled: "Damn it, the male number one just hangs up after appearing on the stage?" (When we watched Optimus Prime, SAM was still liquid, so I'm sorry, of course, the male lead should be Brother Zhu) - To be honest, I was very angry when I didn't know the truth at the time: I came for Brother Zhu, you should treat me as I am here Is that Liu Ye from "Nanjing Nanjing"? ! But then Zhuge really came back to life. Robots are awesome, and a key in their chest can heal the wound of the fatal stab in the back of Megatron - this magical medical effect is only available in the Chinese people who are made of carbohydrates. Dog skin plaster can do it.
I watched Change II twice, once in the theater, and once in the pre-release version downloaded from the Chinese Information Network: in these two times, not only the protagonist, but also those Autobots who represent justice, have no names, and have no lines, have not even hung up. The pilots survived after Megatron's plane was knocked out of mid-air by the American soldier who maintained peace on earth. This is incredible! Incredible! It's so...! When the two armies confront each other, there must be casualties to each other. More importantly: the righteous side must die enough to capture the sentimental heart of the audience! Even our Chinese TV drama screenwriters understand this truth. Not to mention, Qu En died in the recent hit "The Right Way in the People's Circle", and Shunliu also died in "Your Brother's Name is Shunliu". If there is a dead scene, you will die, and if there is no dead scene, you will have to die! Die unreasonable and have to die! This is arranged by the director! This is what the audience needs! In contrast, let’s take a look at the two changes. The decent one didn’t die, and the big guys of the Decepticon: The super leader “Fallen King” who used to be one-to-five with one and five plus I once thought that he was on a par with Optimus Prime in the underworld. Megatron, one of the two bosses, plus the alert and cunning Starscream and the ferocious Hercules, all four can't beat Optimus Prime! The last dead, the crippled. Although it is very pleasing to people's hearts, defeat the Gang of Four. But in the process of overthrowing the Gang of Four, we should have learned a painful lesson. Otherwise, what topics will you brag about in future meetings?
In addition, the main creators of Bian Er know that the story of the gangster fire must be closely linked with touching clues of love, friendship and family in order to be successful. So like most of the gangster fire stories we've seen before, Bian Er also interspersed these emotional clues in the plot. But these emotional clues are useless except to guide the development of the plot. Not only are they not unimpressive, but they can only be considered unattractive. I remember Young and Dangerous, the love between Chen Haonan and the little dick (~ uh, sorry, it's Xiaoji) and the friendship between Chen Haonan and the pheasant and others deeply moved me; When people insulted me, I gritted my teeth with hatred; when Little Stutter died, I was heartbroken. Getting the audience into the plot is the best way to impress the audience. I have to admit that the scene of becoming so big made me not even blinking my eyes during the viewing process, but this does not mean that I am involved in the plot. Also excluded is the reason why the author is worried about missing the movie when blinking an eye and feels distressed about the movie ticket - 70 yuan for 150 minutes, it takes about 0.16 seconds to blink an eye, so every blink costs 0.00124445 yuan, although the author is poor, this mere 0.0012445 Yuan still doesn't take it seriously, let alone the 30-yuan discount ticket that Mr. Warwick paid for. Yes, the judges already know, so I'll tell the truth, because I have to stare hard, otherwise I can't see who is with whom, and then who is picking whom off. down. You know, it's really hard not to be dazzled in front of all the robots of all shapes and sizes - we don't practice our eyesight by staring at mosquitoes every night like your brother named Shunliu.
I grew up playing with Transformers, and it seems that there is still a Transformer's corpse lying in the old box under the bed in my hometown. I have always had a dream of punishing evil and promoting good, and I also have a dream of robbing the rich and helping the poor, and eliminating the strong and helping the weak. I've always wondered why the Decepticon, which represents a higher level of productivity, can't beat the Autobot, which represents a lower level of productivity. While I love seeing the righteous Autobots beat back the evil Decepticons time and time again, I also sometimes weakly hope for the ever-defeating, yet-defeating Decepticons Able to repel the Autobots once - when I was a child, I didn't dare to say it because I was afraid of being regarded as evil. Thinking of my emotional and career experience of repeated defeats, I suddenly thought that the failure of the Decepticons was actually the envy of talents.
I know that behind every successful man there are a series of footprints that are deep and shallow. The more you desire success, the further away you are from it. The better you are, the more difficult you will be. I can sleep with my face paralyzed, which shows what an excellent bloodline and genes I represent! But I don't plan to be so good anymore. When I go to work the day after tomorrow, I decide to sleep on the right side of my face, so that I don't have a crooked mouth when I smile, and my expression is stiff. name.
Change the gangster and the story, and the result is that the car gangster representing justice wins. But the Decepticon Starscream spoke: it's not over! It indicates that in the future, there will be three shots that will continue to defraud us of our money. What disgusts me is that, no matter how intricate the plot of the three changes, the final outcome is nothing more than the Autobots win and win and win again, unless the Decepticons change their minds and change their ways. In our world, this is the idiocy we all play: Be a good person and you'll be safe. If you have evil thoughts in your heart, you can only be ruined and ruined - damn you, you are still an idiot when you are an old man. Yes, I used to be an idiot. The teachers in kindergarten have taught us to be good children since we were young, and there are still people who continue to preach the benefits of being a good person. And only the people closest to you will tell you: don't be so honest! I finally understand now that they made us be good people so that we can be bullied by them in the future. Look around, who are those proud people? Some people say that they don't know until the last laugh. Damn your uncle, I know whoever laughs first is in a good mood. From now on, I will stop being a good person. I don't want to endure the use of unkind people, I don't want to be a scapegoat for no reason, I don't want to see other people's faces, I don't want to be sad, I can't cry, I can't laugh, I don't want to wait for my lover to come home one day and wait for the results to come late at night. It's a text message that I'm not going home tonight. I don't want my son to live in a rented room like me in the future and listen to the people from the Northeast next door fight and have sex with people from Jiangsu... I've seen enough to unload the grind and kill the donkey. Wondering what it's like to sit on the ground and divide the spoils.
During the entire viewing process, I admit that I was really cool, the pictures were shocking and the plot was tight. In addition to being dazzled, my chrysanthemums tightened twice. But after watching the movie, I didn't achieve the happiness I expected, instead I was depressed and depressed. Looking back now, I don't remember a single thing in my mind other than a whole bunch of droids that sometimes turned into S-shapes and B-shapes later. By the way, those robots are all expressionless, as if they have facial paralysis.
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