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By the way, I've always been a fan of director Edgar Wright as much as he was a John Woo fan. So I decided to go to the cinema to support him. 3:30 in the afternoon is the earliest show. In our small town, apart from idlers, few people go to the cinema to watch movies at this time. However, I happened to be idle at this time, and the tickets for the movies were cheap at this time, so I just I feel like going to the cinema at that time.
I bought the ticket half an hour in advance, and I was waiting at the entrance of my hall. To pass the time, I took this novel with me and took it out and turned a few pages. After about a cigarette, I thought the time was almost up, so I glanced at my phone, just 20 minutes before the opening. So I pushed the door and entered the theater.
None of them.
Because British cinema seats are first-come, first-served, I was overjoyed and tossed around in the first few rows to find the most comfortable place to watch a movie. As is the case with all games, the lights in the theater are dramatically focused on a certain seat in a certain row. I did a visual inspection and found that it was right in the center of the screen, and the other row was in the middle of what I thought was "too far to be present" and "too close to see". So I saw this as some kind of "hint" and walked over. Before sitting down, I also noticed another detail, that is, among all the seats, only this seat has a number "9" in front of it. What's happening here? who cares. Without further ado, I just sat there and waited.
Turning on the phone again, I found that the screening was still 10 minutes away. I was still the only one in the theater. At this time, there is the sound of advertising playing from the next door, which usually means that the next theater has started the process of playing the movie. Suddenly a weird thought (or should be a normal thought under certain circumstances) popped up and displayed in the upper right corner of my head. The thought was "I won't be the only one watching this..." and then it turned into "Oh, I'm alone in the movie theater!" Then it turned into "Wait, it's not because I'm the only one, so this is not the case. Has the show been cancelled?" Thinking of this, I couldn't help but start to worry, because so far I'm still the only one in the auditorium. And the curtain has not been opened, and there is no intention to show it at all. So I went out and found that there was no one at the door. "That doesn't look good," the text appeared again on the head, "I should ask the staff." Then I clicked on the hallway of the screening room, then on the doorknob, then on the aisle, and right-clicked on a man in uniform. staff, choose to talk. So I started saying, "I have a few minutes left for this movie, and I may be the only one in the audience, will you still show this movie?" The employee saw my ticket and took me back Screening room, and then say that since you are the only audience, you must be able to get a quiet environment, isn't that great? Don't worry, our movies will start showing on time.
So I sat in my seat again with the number "9" written on it, and I was sober. That's right, I'm about to enjoy the service of watching specials in the cinema. I took out my phone and looked at it, there's only one minute left! So I thought it would be better to count down. So the countdown all the way to zero...and another minute passed. The curtain still hasn't opened.
What's going on here, I quickly began to imagine the projectionist smoking outside the house, just about to pinch the cigarette to go into the house when he suffered a heart attack and died in the back alley, while I was still helpless in the house waiting for the movie to be shown. plot. At this moment, the door opened and light came in. I looked back and saw a man and a woman!
A man and a woman joined my show, and now the room is suddenly crowded. This is a man and a woman! Judging by their intimate body language, they must still be a couple! Suddenly, I felt like I became a superfluous person.
The curtain of the auditorium was still not raised, but two other people appeared in the auditorium. Oh no, it was me who became the other person in their eyes. I sat in my special seat with my head tucked into the sofa and listened to their whispers. What would they say, chagrined that my presence spoiled their plans to do something exciting in a movie theater in the dark? I was sitting on pins and needles at this moment, waiting for the movie to start soon. I really didn't want to hear their intimate voices from behind.
Suddenly the light appeared again, and as soon as the door of the screening hall opened, another pair of men and women walked in. Well, now I am completely alone and two couples of men and women, no matter how I hear this situation, I feel that it is not right. I hid myself in my seat and pricked my ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two men and women. Although their voices were very low, I still felt the aura of the entire auditorium changing. This change is very bad, Totally not cool!
Now the state of the screening room is two couples of men and women and The other guy. I'm the other guy. The curtain still hasn't been raised, and even the lights haven't dimmed. I listened to the two couples flirting there, and I started to miss my girlfriend who was far away in China. I saw the display bar above my head quickly turn from green to red. The status numbers in my social column have plummeted. All sorts of weird symbols started popping up in my head.
The door opened again, and this time there were 4 people, one male and three females. The four of them chatted and laughed all the way, and all sat in a row behind me. Now there are 9 people in the screening room, and the atmosphere of the special session is gone. Wait, 9 people and I'm in the "9" seat. Does it mean that I have solved some mystery? extra bonus? Add points?
Just when I was thinking about it, the lights gradually dimmed, and the curtain finally came to my attention. Before I could be happy, I heard the door of the screening hall open and close. Turning around again, I found 6 or 7 people standing in the corridor of the auditorium to choose a position. At this point, I no longer had the heart to watch the commercials before the feature film, and all I could think about were things like "My special show is over like this". What's even more outrageous is that the 6 or 7 people all sat in the row in front of me, blocking my screen by the way. I was gnashing my teeth. I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to jump forward to discuss it. I didn’t want Universal’s famous logo music to come out in 8-bit format, so I liked it. I turned off the engine and switched to movie watching mode , and then had a good time.
To all those who insisted on seeing this, you really have the patience to listen to me ramble on so many useless trivia. I bow to you. As a reward for breaking through the level, I'm going to start spoilers below.
Zelda's iconic theme music is played in the opening background. As the plot progresses, various video games swarm. Personally, I really like the dance machine where the ninja sneaks into the theme. It is estimated that Scott can play so well in the future. In this film, I also saw a picture of a gorilla and a pair of dragons pinching each other. In the end, the gorilla won without throwing a bucket. Then, the big belle A Xiangna's signature bag with a sledgehammer written by Mr. Hojo Ji is reproduced! The other outstanding ones are Asan's must-kill is Asan Dance, is this a spoof of Bollywood? In addition, skateboarding fights and bass battles are also paragraphs that I personally like very much. The inspiration for bass battle must come from the movie Six Fingers.
My personal favorite line in this film: (defeat the No. 1 evil ex-boyfriend, who turned into some coins. Scott walked over to pick up the coins one by one) "That's it, it's not enough for me to take the bus home. "
Finally, imagine if this film was shot by the Japanese. Will the title be changed to Hotblooded Scott? Scott, wearing a white beedict, held up trash cans and smashed people everywhere. And the evil ex-boyfriend alliance is all mixed with the underworld.
In the end, in fact, this film is a very serious and orthodox didactic film. Of course, what I mean is that after deleting all the scenes related to Scott's roommate, it is actually a science and education movie about how to establish a correct view of love.
Or it's actually a movie that preaches "Rock n Roll Never die, all other genres of music die".
Or is it actually a movie that promotes "We Canada is not a place for hillbillies like South Park portrays"?
Whatever you want, do what you want, Enjoy.
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