Salute to you tough grandpas, your physical strength is so fucking good! ! !

Zaria 2022-04-21 09:01:25

When I watched 1, the


only feeling was that it was a wife, a wife, a man! ! !


Although the plot is very exciting


, I feel that the plot is too compact, the colors are too dull, the characters are too single, and I am a


little breathless. I





decided to watch 2





for the first time because of Yu Nan


. As


a result, women were added, many scenes were added, a lot of cheerful soundtracks and more humorous jokes were added. The 2 of the ingredients


became a hodgepodge


, only to find that 1 turned out to be the spiritual transmission of the real Expendables,


pure American heroism, I


always felt that the plot of 2 was too loose



.


There is almost no big orgasm except for exciting small orgasms such as headshots,


especially the most important fight scene at the end.


I have been waiting for the villain's cheating plot to reach its climax. As a


result , Stallone stabbed it down


like XX is about to reach its climax. At that time, I shot and


fainted




All the great gods came out together,


which means that you are really like wasting ammunition


. What a big deal,


where is it worthwhile


for you to be dispatched at the same time?


The exciting and brave master


is not satisfied or exciting at all... and




so on. I



remember that there was a popular film review in the year 1, which



was full of pages of "BOM BOM BOM bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG bang bang bang..."




If the 2 continues in the same style, it should be




"Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang..."



Hahaha, several Chinese characters in the



play are all here Needless to say ,



Jet Li and the Chinese rich man, Yu Nan, the



so-called "Chinese takeaway"



,



are naturally not as amazing as expected and feel very abrupt. They



are basically dispensable characters.


But of course, it is not her problem,



it is completely the role setting The problem is that she is


not full enough, and the effect seems to be just for adjustment


, but I still think she is very beautiful and tense.


Why is everyone saying she is ugly?


Anyway, I like


it like this kind of sexy man-in-law.





As for the classic male protagonists with cross-generational significance, there


is no need to say more. They



are too handsome, too handsome, too handsome.


Fortunately , they are not uncles, but grandpas.


Otherwise, it will definitely be a nosebleed. The most



impressive scene should be Schwarzenegger slamming the door of the smart down and muttering, "This car is not as big as my shoes!!"



Then there is a small broken car without two doors. The scene of the two big men who can't stretch their legs in the nest



almost didn't make me laugh to death. Is smart trying to show that he is very flexible, or he



wants to show that he is very flexible. Hahaha



. It's fucking good to pay tribute to physical fitness! ! ! Movies are just entertainment




























Why don't you go to the


horns , keep the spirit of entertainment, keep the spirit of entertainment and join in the fun,



everything is happy


, so why do you take it seriously?


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  • Dortha 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    Spray spray, boom boom boom. it's over.

  • Trudie 2021-10-20 19:02:26

    This sequel has completely turned into an "Avengers" fan party movie. Not only Bruce Venice and Schwarzenegger formally teamed up with Stallone to stage a climax battle scene, but also the villain of Shangrwinton and Chuck Norris. With soy sauce, the plot doesn't matter again, and the gunfight action scenes are just decorations in front of the action stars. Hammer is so handsome among such a group of hunks! Is it because of this. . .

The Expendables 2 quotes

  • Gunner Jensen: [as Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out.

  • Gunner Jensen: I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock.

    Lee Christmas: What's he doing?

    Barney Ross: Probably making a bomb.

    Lee Christmas: You serious?

    Barney Ross: Ask him.

    Lee Christmas: What you doing, Gunner?

    Gunner Jensen: I'm making a bomb. You mind?

    Barney Ross: A maniac with brains.

    Lee Christmas: Scary.