Relive Kingsman

Trevor 2022-04-20 09:01:17

The plot is very simple. One day, Kingsman was thrown out of the pot for some reason. The surviving Eggman and Merlin had to go to the United States for help. Then Eggman Harry combined his swords and saved the world again. I wonder if the director deliberately designed Statesman as a contrast. Kingsman's code name is King Arthur's Knight of the Round Table, Galahad Lancelot, a noble, brave and loyal gentleman, who is the embodiment of chivalry; Statesman's code name is... wine. (Aoyama Gangchang???) The agents call it whiskey, tequila, ginger beer, champagne, well, I know that Statesman bourbon has been physically peripheral, but I still don’t understand the meaning of the name; Kingsman’s weapon is an umbrella Pen oxford shoes, a tribute to the traditional British special agent film; Statesman's weapon, the ring double gun is the representative of the cowboy, but through the tracker placed in the female body by OO, the style suddenly changes. The agent base was turned into a brewery, and Kingsman, who was on the road, lost his tailor shop.

With an extra group of friendly troops, the characters become too many and too full, and the brush and ink falling on Galahad, young and old, fades. The first part of the protagonist, Brother Dan, is the transformation of a gangster into a handsome agent, and the second part is an infatuated boy from the Swedish princess family. Uncle Colin played an amnesiac who was brought back to life because of the magic glue (?). He has a pure and good character, and his eyes are empty, and sometimes he has hallucinations, showing a mentally retarded expression. When he finally arrived, he put on his suit and picked up his umbrella, strolled to the door of the bar and pulled the latch. The familiar soundtrack played, one, two, three, "Manners, maketh, man". I grabbed the hands of my peers excitedly, and the long-awaited show is about to be staged. Huh? Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, the next camera uncle has been beaten to the ground. He was chased by the robot dog and fled, which was distressing. :( The villain, Lady Poppy, has a thin character, absurd reasons, naive plans, and weak base defense. I have the illusion that I have seen the devil in the cartoon (Minions Scarlett Murderer). Yes The big devil who poisoned the world's drug addicts, put a few mines in the base camp, a dozen guards, a few service staff, a housekeeping female robot and a robot dog that can be smashed down by a few bowling balls, and the hostage guards even did it. There are no guns. Our Merlin, as always loyal and reliable support Merlin, died in accordance with the needs of the plot, but inexplicable. Yes, before his death, the awe-inspiring and awe-inspiring song is really tear-jerking. However, Merlin is the legendary magician of England, the wise counselor of King Arthur , you let the agent codenamed Merlin sing the American country road to take me home, West Virginia Mountain Mom? I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Of course, it is undeniable that he is handsome and good-looking. Watching Eggman flirting with sleeping girl in Glastonbury. ( I've been thinking about Glastonbury for several years, but I can't get a ticket :( ) Watching Eggman performing acrobatic acrobatics. Watching Eggman teaching you tricks and swearing. Watching Eggman's love for Harry/Colin so much. Watching Channing Tatum dancing. Watching Channing Tatum show his flesh. Watching Channing Tatum in a tight suit. Watching the Red Viper performing the Indiana Jones cowboy loop. Watching the Red Viper performing fancy double guns. Watching Uncle Colin... fangirl Uncle Colin looks good in his eyes. : ) Ugh. One thing to say, it's a good-looking movie, but the product is not right, waiting for a long time, obviously just want to see Brother Dan and Uncle Colin dressed in suits and pretending to be handsome, but the director shoves a mouthful of glass slag. Best colleague and best friend Lancelot Roxy. To great companion and loyal friend Merlin. Respect for the pug dog JB who grew up with Eggman. May your soul rest in peace.

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Extended Reading
  • Oda 2022-03-21 09:01:23

    For the sake of the black president of your country, he did not hesitate to make drug use a natural human right. It can be said that the three views are very wrong... But the bigger groove is that in this episode, everyone is really stupid. The only way to promote the development of the plot seems to be to get everyone's IQ offline, to tell the truth, to do so is very old-fashioned.

  • Aracely 2022-03-20 09:01:20

    The entertainment is not bad, but it’s also because I followed the cool style. There is no moment of decision or test. It does not matter if the male protagonist makes any mistakes. Negligence caused the teammates to kill themselves and others. None of it seems to be a problem. In the end, I saved the world and married a princess. The screenwriter may be the starting point for signing the author, really hardcore cool text

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy destroys the thugs chasing him at Hyde Park]

    Merlin: No time to relax. Police are right behind you. You have 30 seconds before they reach your position. Go directly to Rendezvous Swan.

    [Eggsy stops the cab by the lake]

    Eggsy: Merlin, you do realize I haven't even got a windscreen right now?

    Merlin: I seem to remember in your training you were rather good at holding your breath.

    [as police close in on him, Eggsy drives the cab into the lake and holds his breath before transforming it into a submarine. He reaches the secret entrance, gasping for breath as water is drained from the entrance]

    Merlin: It wasn't a revenge mission. Charlie could've just killed you immediately. Not boasting, but I trained him well enough that even he wouldn't mess that up.

    Eggsy: Merlin, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow. I've got to get to a dinner tonight and if I miss it, let's just say Charlie might as well have killed me.

    Merlin: Well, if you can't wait for the police to clear the park, there's another way out in the corner.

    [through Eggsy's glasses, Merlin points at the manhole in front of the cab. Eggsy opens the manhole and gags at the sight and smell of raw sewage]

    Eggsy: [coughs] Fuck!

    Merlin: How important is that dinner?

    Eggsy: [sighs] Let me show you.

    [Eggsy jumps into the sewer]

  • [Eggsy emerges out of the sewers back to his house]

    Eggsy: Babe! I'm home!

    Princess Tilde: I'm here.

    [Princess Tilde sees Eggsy all covered in raw sewage]

    Princess Tilde: What the hell happened?

    Eggsy: [approaching Princess Tilde] It's a long story that deserves a kiss.

    Princess Tilde: [backing up] Not even JB would kiss you right now.

    [JB looks at Eggsy, then tilts his head to the floor]

    Eggsy: If you really love me, just one little kiss.

    [pause, then Princess Tilde closes her eyes and prepares to kiss Eggsy. He suddenly backs up]

    Eggsy: You were really gonna do it?

    Princess Tilde: Yeah.

    Eggsy: Now that is true love right there. Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed.