1. Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort . One says, "The food at this place is really terrible." The other says, "I know, and such small portions."
There are two elderly women going to Catskill Mountain tourism. One of them said, "The food in this place is bad enough." Another said, "That's not it! And the portions are so small!"
That's essentially how I feel about life: full of loneliness, misery, supplementing and unhappiness and it's all over much too quickly.
You see, my view of life is basically the same: full of loneliness, pain, misery, and misfortune, but it feels like everything is going by too quickly.
2. I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. I never want to belong to a club that would have someone like me
join.
That's the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women.
This joke explains my relationships with women very well when I grow up.
Ending joke:
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken!" And the doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need eggs." A
guy went to a psychiatrist: "Doctor, my brother is crazy. He thought he was a chicken!" The doctor said, "Then why didn't you bring him?" The guy replied, "I am Thought about bringing him, but I want eggs!"
Well, I guess that's, now, how I feel about relationships. They're totally irrational, crazy and absurd. But I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs.
I guess that’s how I feel about love right now. Love is completely irrational, crazy and even absurd. But we still go through it because most of us crave those eggs.
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