Alvin and the Chipmunks Publishing Company
Alvin and the Chipmunks quotes
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David Seville: What was that?
Simon: Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright.
[Whimpering]
Theodore: I thought my heart was gonna to explode.
Alvin: We're not performing monkeys, Dave. Why do we have to sing for that guy, anyway?
David Seville: Well, how this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place, so you owe me.
Theodore: We're sorry, Dave.
David Seville: Yeah. That helps.
[sighs]
David Seville: Never mind. I'm late for work.
Theodore: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[raises hand]
Theodore: Can we go with you?
David Seville: What, so you can mess that up, too? Uh-uh. You're going home.
Alvin: [nudges Theodore back into the seat] Can I stand at your lap and steer?
Theodore: Ooh! Can we at least beep the... horn? Never mind.
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David Seville: [looks at his shopping cart filled with boxes of waffles] Guys, what's all this?
Theodore, Simon, Alvin: Toaster Waffles.
David Seville: You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles.
Theodore, Simon: Aww!
Alvin: What?
David Seville: Well, in case you didn't notice, I don't have a job anym-
[hears the Christmas song playing over P.A. system]
David Seville: My song.
Alvin: All right.
Simon: Yeah!