America's Sweethearts movie plot
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Lottie 2022-02-13 08:01:51
I really like an American movie. . Although not famous. . But the two beauties + John Cusack are really cool. . It's funny. . Bill Crystal is so funny. .
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Turner 2022-02-13 08:01:51
We have to keep reporters up for a moment. The best publicity is to please the reporter. It's not to promote movies, so let them play so high that they can’t have a head shaking party by the swimming pool. We must make them so busy that they can’t even remember the movie-the truth. The shredded radish is beautiful~
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Danny: You like Eddie, don't you?
Lee: I love him.
Danny: But you leaked the tape.
Lee: Survival rule number three, kid: You're not here to love anybody. You're here to promote a movie. That's it. Period. Say you're here and you get word that your mother died. You know, like, hit by a bus or something. You go downstairs, you shed a tear, and you say, "It's a shame. She would have loved this movie."
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Lee: So, do you want to arrive first or second?
Eddie: Second.
Lee: Be right back.
[goes to Gwen's limo]
Lee: He wants to go second.
Kiki: Let him go second.
Gwen: He can go second. No, wait a minute. He should go first. I don't want to look like his opening act. I want to go second.
Kiki: She wants to go second.
Lee: Second it is.
[goes back to Eddie's limo]
Lee: She wants to go second.
Eddie: Fine, let her come second. I don't care. Let her come behind me. That way she'll be able to see the knife she stuck in my back.
Lee: Thank you.
Kiki: [back at Gwen's limo] Great! Second. We're all set.
Gwen: Who cares?
Kiki: She doesn't care.
Gwen: Yes, I do! I'm going first!
Eddie: [back at Eddie's limo] I don't care! I don't care! Why is this an issue?
Lee: I'm just trying to facilitate the...
Eddie: I don't care! Can we just get to the hotel?
Lee: You're going second.
Eddie: [rolling up the window] I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! I don't care!
Lee: You're going second. Eddie? You're going second.
Eddie: [rolls down the window] I don't care.
Lee: Okay. Thank you.
[Eddie rolls up the window]
Lee: Well, that was easy.
Limo Driver: I don't know why we have to go second.
Eddie: JUST DRIVE THE CAR!