Blended evaluation action
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Baseball Dad: [after Lauren's son strikes out for the third time at the ball game] Maybe you should try badminton.
Lauren: Maybe you should try mouthwash!
Jen: And deodorant!
Lauren: And some testosterone supplement!
Jen: And some Cialis... I'm just assuming!
Baseball Dad: And shave your neck! It's very hairy.
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Hilary: Hey, dad, I have a personal errand to run and I need to borrow the car.
Jim: Well, you can't drive without me yet and somebody's got to stay here with your sisters.
Hilary: Dad, I have a personal errand.
Jim: What does that even mean? You taking a hit out on somebody?
Lou: Dad, she's monsterating.
Jim: What?
Hilary: I have my period!
Jim: Oh, I forgot you get those.