Philadelphia evaluation action
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Andrew Beckett: [to Joe in his office] "I misplaced an important compliant" that's their story my side of the story is: the night before it was due I worked on the compliant in my office and I left a copy of it on my desk, the next day the compliant vanished no hard copy, all traces of it mysteriously gone from my computer, miraculously a copy was located at the last minute and we got it to court on time but the next day I was summoned to a meeting with the managing partners who were waiting for me in the conference room
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Young Man in Pharmacy: How's the trial going?
Joe Miller: Excuse me?
Young Man in Pharmacy: It's a great case I saw you on TV I'm a law student at Penn State
Joe Miller: It's a good school Penn what year are you in?
Young Man in Pharmacy: Second, I just wanted to tell you this case is tremendously important I just wanted to let you know you're doing a fantastic job
Joe Miller: [gives him his business card and they shake hands] When you graduate you give me a call.
Young Man in Pharmacy: Thank you very much, would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game and could really use a beer
Joe Miller: No I can't my wife's waiting for me
Young Man in Pharmacy: [Signals him to lean closer, whispers in his ear] I don't usually pick up people in drug stores everyday
Joe Miller: You think I'm gay?
Young Man in Pharmacy: Aren't you?
Joe Miller: What's the matter with you? Do I look gay to you?
Young Man in Pharmacy: [Shows him his football jersey] do I look gay to you?Take it as a compliment
Joe Miller: [Feeling insulted grabs his jersey] that's exactly the kind of bullshit that makes people hate you fagots