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Fern 2022-04-24 07:01:06
Slavs as rising stars attack old pirate Vikings
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Cielo 2022-03-25 09:01:08
I don't know how to say that the details of this historical fact are very good. Let's start with the props. The Vikings all wore fantasy leather deck armor and even Roman gladiator helmets. This tool has zero points. The villains who look a bit like Indian savages (so fantastic that I don't know who they are) don't know how to wear bearskins and ride horses that only modern Indians have mastered. In terms of setting, I don't know how to mix Vikings, Indians and Arabs together. It is estimated that it is for the political correctness of cultural diversity. The male protagonist of a Viking vs. indigenous plot must be an Arab. Lots of cultural stereotypes and nonsense in the middle. What Arabs can only use machetes but not straight swords, Vikings are especially dirty and Arabs are especially hygienic, Vikings have to be inferior to Arabs in horsemanship and then be taller than Arabs if they are not afraid of death. It would be cool if the Viking princesses and the Arabs got together. It's a complete nonsense when it comes to making historical films, so let's forget about making fantasy films. The entertainment is passable, and the scenes of killing and killing are not boring.
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[after the battle is over, Ahmed sleeps with Olga]
Herger the Joyous: Did she finish you off or bring you back to life?
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: A gentleman doesn't discuss such things.
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Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [as Olga is cleaning his wound] Ow!
Olga: You complain much.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: [quietly] Ow.
[she applies a swab of ammonia]
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: What is that?
Olga: Cow urine.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Cow urine?
Olga: Boiled down.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: No, no. Don't put that filth on me. Water, clean water.
Olga: As you wish. Tomorrow the pus will run, and you'll have a fever.
[he lets her put it on]