The Smurfs movie plot
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Thurman 2021-12-14 08:01:13
Even if you are watching a bad movie, you have to go to the big screen to watch the Smurf’s spirit of seeing death. The result is actually quite funny. The Grid is very similar, but isn’t the Aziz cat black? ! Seeing the starring actors in various American dramas and comedies is super friendly and extra points~~Those Smurfs, 5555555, the 2D world in the past is always the best~~
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Edgardo 2022-04-23 07:02:17
The plot is too old-fashioned
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Gargamel: Oh, Azrael, we've come so far, yet I am haunted by the same familiar problem: how to find the Smurfs. If only I had a...
[Azrael hacks and coughs]
Gargamel: I'm sorry, is my thinking interrupting your vile habit? If only I had something of theirs: a drop of spittle, a fingernail, some hair even, then I could use my magic to hunt them down!
[Azrael coughs out a hairball]
Gargamel: Very nice. Are you done now?
Azrael: Meow!
[points at the hairball]
Gargamel: I don't want to look at it! What? YUCK! WHAT?... Is that...? No. No, it can't be... it is! The tiny locks of Smurfette! Oh, sweet follicular ambrosia! Oh, sweet strands of joy... mixed with a fair amount of cat vomit.
[holds up the hair]
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[Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City]
Gargamel: [climbs into a port-a-potty] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! Oh, it's even got its own cauldron.
[tries some magic...]
Gargamel: What died in here?... OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPPEEENNNN!
[finally falls out]
Gargamel: Somebody's been working in dark and terrible magic in there...!