Will & Grace movie plot
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Jack: Why are you so angry? Why don't you tell me what this is really about? Oh... my god. You're in love with me, aren't you?
Will: Do you smell toast? Because I think you're having a stroke.
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Karen: Wilma, I forget, which are you these days, gay or straight? Wait, wait! I'll do a little test. There's a penis and a vagina in a tent and it's on fire. Which one do you save?
Will: Why are they in a tent?
Karen: Oh, Will! I'm trying to do you a favor. I want to hook you up with my cousin Barry!
Jack: What? Why him? He's hideous!
Jack: [to Will:] No you're not.
Jack: [to Karen:] He's revolting!
Jack: [to Will:] That's not true.
Jack: [to Karen:] He's disgusting!
Karen: Oh, and when you meet him, where something tight. You've got good stuff in there.
Will: What am I, a sausage?