The Three Stooges Comments

  • Marcella 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    Super boring to say. All boys who ask girls to watch such movies should be sent to North...

  • Adeline 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    People who can't be happy with them are too old in their hearts. Seeing Episode 3's funny slogan is a bit repetitive, minus one...

  • Jovanny 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    I don’t know why the score is so low, it’s fun and looks good, what else do you...

  • Bailee 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    With the dedication of the actors, they have to give five...

Extended Reading
  • Garry 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    "Three Heads": Comedy Nostalgic Madness

    The three idiots spoofed naughty children and couldn't stop growing up. No matter when and where, some hilarious pranks will be made. Today, the insolvency of the orphanage is on the verge of bankruptcy. If more than 800,000 US dollars are not collected within a week, many orphans and nuns will be...

  • Jamil 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    "Three Heads": Sister Sven's swimsuit counterattack

    "The Three Stooges": Sister Sven’s swimsuit counterattack. I
      
    don’t know how many people are like me. After watching the entire movie, the most impressive thing is not the amazing performance of the three life treasures, but the end of the credits counterattack of Sister Sven— -Swimsuits are...

The Three Stooges quotes

  • Mac: [Curly giggles and laughs ticklishly] What's so funny, butter-bean?

    Curly: Nothing, Nippy's whiskers are tickling me.

    Lydia: Who's Nippy?

    Curly: Him.

    [Curly takes Nippy, the Stooges' pet rat, out of his coat; Mr. Harter and Lydia scream with terror]

    Lydia: [Nippy gets stuck in Lydia's cleavage] Take it out!

    Mac: [Mac makes a hard left turn; the Harters' car falls into a nearby lake, Lydia screams] Open the door! Shoot the window out!

    Mr. Harter: [Mr. Harter pulls the gun out] No, it's wet!

    Lydia: Why would you let the gun get wet?

    [the car's computerized navigation system says: "When possible, make a legal U-turn."]

    Lydia: [Everyone gasps for air] How long will the air last?

    Mr. Harter: Maybe... five minutes, if we stay calm.

    Larry: Oh, we got to break a window.

    Teddy: It's impossible: There's a thousand pounds of water pressing against that glass.

    Mac: Great! Great! How could this possibly get any worse?

    [Bubbles occur near Curly as a result of indigestion; everyone groans at the stench]

    Curly: I'm sorry, I guess the "pesto-bismol" didn't help with the lobster.

    Moe: [angrily] Did you eat the shells again?

    Curly: I don't know; it was on the plate, and then it wasn't.

    Moe: Wait a minute! Does anyone have a lighter?

    Larry: No... All I got are these stupid, easy-light, waterproof safety matches.

    Moe: Why you...

    [Moe bonks Larry on the head]

    Larry: Ow!

    Moe: Gimme that! Everybody close your eyes!

    [Moe strikes a match on Curly's face]

    Curly: Maybe that's not such a -

    [the explosion blows the car up, and everyone escapes to the lake's surface]

  • Mac: [as he and Lydia are being arrested] Come on, come on, what's it gonna take, huh? Come on, come on, let's make a deal, I- I...

    Lydia: [screaming at Mac] Shut up!

    Mac: You shut up!

    Policeman #3: Just get in there.

    Mac: [to the police officer] I'll sing like a canary. You know, you name 'em, I'll blame 'em.

    Policeman #3: I don't care.

    Teddy: It's ironic, isn't it? Here I am, the so-called "lucky one" who got adopted, and yet I never could find the one thing that you three have always had. You know, you're happy with yourselves, and with each other. That's a real blessing. So what can I do to pay you guys back for saving my life?

    Lydia: Funny you should ask: Can you give us 830,000 bucks to save the orphanage?

    Teddy: Uh... no.

    [the Stooges gasp in shock]

    Teddy: That guy that adopted me, he shipped me off to military school when I was seven. And he just... he just tried to murder me, and run off with my wife, and- and you expect me to just give money to the women who handed me over to that monster? I'm sorry, guys, I'd do anything for those kids and- and you guys, but... I can't do that, uh... sorry.

    Policeman #3: Excuse me, Mr. Harter? Could you come over here and give us a statement? Right this way.

    Moe: [Moe slaps Larry] "Donut remover."