The Three Stooges Comments

  • Vanessa 2023-05-01 14:32:30

    When I was a kid, I didn't know the name of this film, but I only knew that it was broadcast on the black and white Fujian TV 5 sets, and then I laughed so hard~ Ahh, it would be great if this movie still used black and white...

  • Jed 2023-04-19 13:10:36

    Sofía is so funny~ #Jane Lynch# + #Jennifer Hudson# Two nuns are...

  • Wava 2023-04-15 02:47:49

    Haha Three Treasures are dispatched~holy trinity is too cute in infancy~The juvenile stubborn adoption period is very touching~When you are old, you will become a cobbler and a fool. There are ways to save you. The modern guest star and Howard~ The shooting method is very...

  • Lola 2023-04-14 20:50:56

    Classic ah~~I saw it since I was a...

  • Rozella 2023-04-04 22:55:52

    If it is a cartoon, it should be better-looking and easier to make people laugh. After all, it is a remake of a comedy tribute nearly a hundred years ago, and it is not easy to catch the appetite of people today. At the end of the film, the explanations and admonitions of the Ferrari brothers reflect a responsible attitude and add...

  • Jessyca 2023-03-27 06:09:08

    Larry David seems to love The Three Stooges, Seinfelder mentions the group at least...

  • Dominique 2023-03-19 22:31:05

    Suitable for children under 10 years old to watch. . ....

  • Jaquelin 2023-03-18 17:20:32

    All the jokes worthy of oriental laughter are all gathered in the trailer, so just watch the...

  • Mae 2023-03-17 12:55:48

    It's a comedy, it's fun to watch, laugh, and have...

  • Ona 2023-03-16 15:15:42

    It's obviously a new movie of 12 years, and it feels like I've seen it when I was a child. . . In the end, how did the producer's chest muscles want to make...

Extended Reading
  • Garry 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    "Three Heads": Comedy Nostalgic Madness

    The three idiots spoofed naughty children and couldn't stop growing up. No matter when and where, some hilarious pranks will be made. Today, the insolvency of the orphanage is on the verge of bankruptcy. If more than 800,000 US dollars are not collected within a week, many orphans and nuns will be...

  • Jamil 2022-05-01 06:01:10

    "Three Heads": Sister Sven's swimsuit counterattack

    "The Three Stooges": Sister Sven’s swimsuit counterattack. I
      
    don’t know how many people are like me. After watching the entire movie, the most impressive thing is not the amazing performance of the three life treasures, but the end of the credits counterattack of Sister Sven— -Swimsuits are...

The Three Stooges quotes

  • Mother Superior: Boys, where have you been? We've been looking for you everywhere.

    Moe: Well, I guess we just didn't have the nerve to come back and tell you... we failed.

    Mother Superior: Oh, you didn't fail. Look at our new home.

    Moe: [surprisedly] New home? Who paid for all this?

    Peezer: You did!

    Moe: Huh?

    Moe's Hip Executive: The kid's right. The money's coming out of your pocket.

    Moe: Sorry slick, but we don't have that kind of dough!

    Moe's Hip Executive: Oh, you will. See, the network has taken the liberty of paying off the orphanage's debts and building the new complex. Think of it as an advance. All you got to do is sign right here, boys, and you three will be the stars of our next big reality show: "Nuns vs. Nitwits". What do you say?

    Moe: Oh, gee!

    Curly: I always wanted to be a nun! Mmm...

    Mother Superior: Oh, and by the way, the Jersey Shore kids pitched in for the down payment.

  • Teddy: [Teddy walks in with Ling] Hey everybody!

    Moe: Oh, hey Teddy!

    Larry: Hi, Teddy!

    Mother Superior: Gather round, everyone! I have an announcement to make. Teddy and his fianceé, Ling, have just discovered that our Lord and Savior has left her barren, so they have decided to adopt!

    MoeCurlyLarry: [the Stooges tear off their suits, with shorts, white shirts, and bowties underneath; they snap their fingers in rhythm] Hoi! Hoi! Hoi, hoi, hoi, hoi!

    Moe: Spread out, pick me! I promise I'll go this time without any fuss!

    Mother Superior: Oh, I'm sorry, boys, but they've already decided who they're adopting.

    Teddy: [approaches Murph and Peezer] So how about it, Murph? Will you be a part of our family?

    Murph: Are you serious, dude? Me? And you're not even getting paid?

    [Murph looks over at a sad Peezer]

    Murph: Oh... I'm sorry, mister, your offer is very nice and all, but... I think you better pick someone else.

    Peezer: It's okay, Murph... you should go. This is your big break.

    Murph: [Murph hugs Peezer] Not a chance, kid, not without you.

    Teddy: Well, I guess we'll just have to take all three of you.

    Murph: What three? I was just talking about me and Peez.

    Teddy: Well, yeah, of course, but there's also the kid that we just sprang from the foster home across town.

    Weezer: [Sister Rosemary and Weezer appear] Peezer!

    Peezer: Weezer!

    [the Stooges and orphans laugh joyfully, followed by the orphans screaming "Yay!"]

    Mother Superior: Pack your bags, you three, it's time to go home. Three cheers for the boys. Hip-hip, hooray!

    [the orphans join in the cheer]

    Sister Mary-Mengele: [mutters to herself] Oh, please.

    Mother Superior: [with the orphans] Hip-hip, hooray! Hip-hip, hooray!

    Moe: Gee, it sure feels good to not louse things up for once!

    Curly: Oh, you said it, mm-hmm.

    [Curly leans on the diving board with Sister Mary-Mengele standing underneath it; it hits her on the head and knocks her into the pool]

    Curly: Ooh-hoo, oh, oh, oh!

    MoeCurlyLarry: Nyah-aah-aah!

    Sister Mary-Mengele: [gasping] I'm going to mash your heads, like potatoes!

    MoeCurlyLarry: Nyah-aah-aah, nyah-aah-aah!

    [the Stooges run away, jumping on three trampolines near the hedge, each landing on a horse and riding away]

    Curly: Woo-woo, woo-woo-woo-woo!