The weirdest showdown between the most stingy and stingy emperor in history and the most impoverished khan

Dock 2022-04-22 07:01:22

The biggest flaw in "Mulan" (2020) is neither magic nor awkward acting. It is a strange act between the two bosses, the most stingy and stingy emperor, and the most impoverished Khan.

The most stingy emperor

How rich the Chinese emperor is, it may be beyond the imagination of foreigners to imagine. So foreign bigwigs created the most stingy emperor in history.

It is really easy for Jet Li to be the emperor. The enemy invaded and he let the people bring their own armor, weapons and horses to participate in the war. How much money did it save?

There were only a few hundred soldiers guarding the dignified capital. The emperor could not afford to support the army and even the guards were reduced.

Mulan saved the emperor and saved the country. For such a great and insignificant contribution, I thought that the emperor would have to appreciate Mulan's gold, thousands of acres of fertile land, and give a hereditary and irreplaceable dukeship.

Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that the emperor only rewarded Hua Mulan as a small guard officer, not the biggest head. Hua Mulan resigned in a fit of anger, she did the right thing, who would sacrifice her life for this stingy emperor.

What's more, the emperor let Hua Mulan wear the rags from the battle and left without even letting Mulan wash her face. I will never admit that this is the emperor of China, it is too rude. This emperor is reluctant to reward even his clothes, and even if it doesn't help, you can also reward Hua Mulan with a basin of water to let her wash her hair.

Just when I was filled with righteous indignation, the emperor sent someone to chase after Hua Mulan's house. I naively thought that the emperor had become enlightened and sent people to chase after him with gold and silver treasures...

As a result, he became the most stingy emperor in his history. The emperor just reforged the sword that the Hua Mulan family lost for the country and gave it back to Hua Mulan. This is the family's, isn't it? And then persuaded Hua Mulan to go back to be the petty officer of the guard? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

So angry that Mulan hurried out the end credits, the old lady stopped acting.

Worst Khan

Since foreign bigwigs can think of the emperor as so stingy, then the Khan is not much better. If not, this khan is the most destitute khan I've ever seen in a movie.

After all, Khan is also the hero of the desert, even if there is no emperor rich, it will not be too bad. But our khan, from the time he appeared on the stage to the time he received the lunch, never wore a good colored dress, and he didn't even have a rope to tie his hair, and his hair was disheveled from head to tail. He doesn't wear as well as Gong Li, even his subordinates have turban masks, but he doesn't have one.

It's not a problem if you wear it, you can come up with an army of thousands of horses and let us see and see. But at the beginning, Khan attacked the fortress, and he only brought 13 people? ? ? ? ? He had to lead the charge himself, and he didn't even have a general.

Too poor, too difficult! No wonder the khan was jealous of Jet Li, the emperor, a dragon robe was enough for his entire tribe to eat for a year.

The Khan's downfall was also reflected in his connections, and no one helped him. He met the leaders of the various tribes, and all the leaders expressed their willingness to follow him, and then they disappeared.

The poor Khan had to lead his "big army" of dozens of people. With the spirit of show and amusement that will never return, he attacked the capital and kidnapped the emperor to ask for poverty alleviation......

Speechless, this khan has great courage but worrisome IQ. He told us a truth with practical actions————It is impossible to play without money!

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Extended Reading
  • Dane 2022-03-25 09:01:08

    When did Mulan have superpowers? . . The plot is awkward, the lines are awkward, and disappointing. I don't understand how Disney works.

  • Merle 2022-03-27 09:01:06

    Damn, I didn't expect the mainland version poster to capture the essence of this movie. 5 Mao special effects 6 Mao lines and acting skills, strong Shaw Brothers retro style martial arts, every place that hangs Weiya can embarrass me, the white prostitute users who have watched pirated resources thank the porter for saving me from injustice Qian [Qiang] Why doesn't he comment on the plot? Because the plot doesn't fit. ?

Mulan quotes

  • Mulan: [from TV spot] My father cannot fight, so I will take his place.

  • Xian Lang: [to Mulan; from trailer] You will die pretending to be something you are not.

    Mulan: Yet here I stand, proof that there is a place for people like us!