Uncle Jackie's Plan B

Lowell 2022-01-19 08:01:02

Remember the "Plan A" from N years ago? It’s a pity that I have been serving Uncle Jackie Chan. If the "Baby Project" is renamed "Plan B", you can use such propaganda words: Plan B, Plan A 2. Version 0, fully upgraded and fully surpassed. It has the breath of the times. But helpless, "baby" is the most important thing, the uncle must be reluctant to weaken it. The baby is a fist, the baby is the box office, the baby is a strong pill, and the baby is a dog skin plaster. It is said that this film has profoundly affected someone's second half of his life. He changed his QQ signature like a courting gorilla: Baby Project, who will give birth to me? Then someone said that although the orgasm is a bit silly, I'm still willing to give it 100 points. Hmm, 100 points, I said, I'll go and watch it, and try to write a 59 film review after watching it. Now that I have finished reading it, I will give it a score of 101. Efforts failed. Okay, I admit, I gave the baby a hopelessly electric call, and I lost it. Uncle Jackie Chan repeats without any surprise, Koo Tianle's eternally sluggish look, passing and skipping. Ask the viewers to avoid the importance by themselves, uncle, you are so shrewd, uncle, this time you won again. Plan B is successful. Does it look good? Good-looking, good-looking dead, just a babbling beautiful child is good enough... Basically this film is suitable for two types of people, one is for people who like children (or people who don’t like children. ), the first category is people who grew up watching Jackie Chan movies. This film can be used for the former's obscenity (or introspection), and for the latter's nostalgia. The typical Jackie Chan model is a hodgepodge of small burdens, small moves, and small touches. Jackie Chan like this is very Hong Kong, very early, early to "Double Dragon Club", "Police Story", and even "Plan A". The uncle is still the uncle who is good at making jokes, drawing materials locally, and advocating truth, goodness and beauty. The theme this time is "The family is really warm, and the life is really gorgeous." In addition to the main line of "Baby", the film also has three double lines, which involve flip-flops, Baidu, and charterers' families, or family issues, and also involve the perverted love of the evil rich Chen Baoguo for his only son Yin Ziwei... But , But, after all, the preaching, the traces are too heavy-Gao Yuanyuan, in the shape of an angel, constantly stated "flip flops": You are a good person, you are really a good person, I believe in you, I really believe in you; at the end, The three went to jail, each repenting, stylized, empty, and fake. But the uncle is always the uncle. Uncle desperately as always. Desperate is the fate of the uncle. I don't believe that he is not brave. Ride a tiger. Uncle, have you forgotten? You are already from Ben Six. The use of a double does not necessarily mean that the night is not guaranteed. As long as you ask, they can even learn your hoop legs and pay tribute to you. You fall, you fall again, your head falls and fall... The tidbits are not funny at all, I always see a group of young people tightly surrounding them and calling: Brother, Brother, how are you; Brother, Brother, do you want to go to the hospital for a photo? One photo...I thought of an old man on crutches, climbing on a bus tremblingly, saying "I'm not that old" to the pupil who tried to give up his seat, and then fell to the ground in the next minute. You are good at skill, much better than my dad, but can you make it through the years? You have no hesitation, jumping through the air conditioner, layer by layer, from high to low, mechanical, exhausted, and unable to do what you want; when you land, you meet Yuan Biao, you have a dialogue, and you are in the end...Tell me, how many bad shots did you shoot? In the tidbits, Yuen Biao laughed at the scene, you can't laugh or cry in vain: you go on acting and finish the dialogue! This way I have to retake it again, which is very dangerous! Yuen Biao! As a myth, the uncle is not a history of blood and tears. Refusing to accept old age, I had to work hard to grow old and become stronger. Uncle, you are a cruel man. Uncle, you are a fool. If you want to ignore, just ignore it, such as uncle’s forehead, age spots. As long as there is a baby... a baby is a fist, a baby is a box office, a baby is a strong pill, and a baby is a dog skin plaster. Someone said, I don't mind trying a few more...I just want one for fun. What should I do if I am "not fun"? Strangled, regenerated, just like reinstalling a computer. It's owing, it's too owing. Criticize him. Off the screen, after watching "Baby Project", a young couple said in unison: We will give birth to one too. Then they really gave birth to one, very beautiful, and they loved him very much. Maybe it's a good ending. But there is a better one-they really gave birth to one, which is ugly, but they still love him very much. The so-called plan B. Uncle, you are a cruel man. Uncle, you are a fool. If you want to ignore, just ignore it, such as uncle’s forehead, age spots. As long as there is a baby... a baby is a fist, a baby is a box office, a baby is a strong pill, and a baby is a dog skin plaster. Someone said, I don't mind trying a few more...I just want one for fun. What should I do if I am "not fun"? Strangled, regenerated, just like reinstalling a computer. It's owing, it's too owing. Criticize him. Off the screen, after watching "Baby Project", a young couple said in unison: We will give birth to one too. Then they really gave birth to one, very beautiful, and they loved him very much. Maybe it's a good ending. But there is a better one-they really gave birth to one, which is ugly, but they still love him very much. The so-called plan B. Uncle, you are a cruel man. Uncle, you are a fool. If you want to ignore, just ignore it, such as uncle’s forehead, age spots. As long as there is a baby... a baby is a fist, a baby is a box office, a baby is a strong pill, and a baby is a dog skin plaster. Someone said, I don't mind trying a few more...I just want one for fun. What should I do if I am "not fun"? Strangled, regenerated, just like reinstalling a computer. It's owing, it's too owing. Criticize him. Off the screen, after watching "Baby Project", a young couple said in unison: We will give birth to one too. Then they really gave birth to one, very beautiful, and they loved him very much. Maybe it's a good ending. But there is a better one-they really gave birth to one, which is ugly, but they still love him very much. The so-called plan B.

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