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Miles 2021-10-13 13:06:17

It’s not as good as I imagined, I always feel that the
plot that has been fired is relatively old-fashioned,
but it’s still worth checking out. After all, it’s so
ugly to be a love actor

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Extended Reading
  • Kayley 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    This bear is so yellow and violent.

  • Alexzander 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    Low-level. But there is something funny and warm. Of pure popcorn movies.

Ted quotes

  • Johnny Carson: You know I thought you'd be taller.

    Young Ted: I thought *you* were gonna be funnier.

  • [last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding]

    Narrator: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.

    [footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori]

    Narrator: Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.

    [footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party]

    Narrator: Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh.

    [photo of Brandon Routh]

    Narrator: Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.

    [footage of Rex at the office]

    Narrator: Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

    [footage of Donny dancing in his living room]

    Narrator: Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.

    [footage of Robert in his bedroom]

    Narrator: Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner.

    [photo of Taylor Lautner]