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Chesley 2023-09-26 01:07:03
It looks like an animation, but it's not simple at all. I can't stop thinking about...
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Burnice 2023-09-08 03:43:15
It hurts to...
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Collin 2023-05-29 00:53:54
generally...
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Candace 2023-02-20 00:56:53
I also want to have my own Ted, but I really have few friends... The orgasm is not very high, but there are a lot of spoofs, and the punk version of the teddy bear is also very...
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Wilford 2023-01-29 03:59:44
Really ruined childhood...
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Abe 2023-01-18 16:50:47
Besides being funny, I really don't know what to say, it's a little R-rated for...
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Kacie 2022-12-03 06:01:21
I didn't expect it to be so...
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Aurelia 2022-11-29 23:03:56
It's far from predictable. The plot is a bit insulting. Take it easy, you...
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Demario 2022-11-10 00:59:33
So subversive. . . A successful adult fairy...
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Stephany 2022-10-27 04:05:43
This bear is really unlikable~~ Too...
Ted Comments
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Destini 2022-04-19 09:01:09
The recommendation is for the most mixed teddy bear ever
The first movie gift I gave myself in 2013. In the middle of the New Year's night, I was seriously ruined by a teddy bear, crying and laughing like crazy with it. This movie is unexpectedly not warm and cute at all, the men are not handsome, the women are not beautiful, and the soy sauce is even...
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Haylee 2022-03-16 09:01:02
Ted is not as you think
There are spoilers, enter with caution.
Ted did a lot of early work, a lot of gimmicks, and a lot of laughs.
Probably many people want to know how different this bear is.
Norah Jones has joined the family and the song everybody needs a best friend
and the American cartoon family guy fires the...
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
