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Chesley 2023-09-26 01:07:03
It looks like an animation, but it's not simple at all. I can't stop thinking about...
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Burnice 2023-09-08 03:43:15
It hurts to...
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Collin 2023-05-29 00:53:54
generally...
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Candace 2023-02-20 00:56:53
I also want to have my own Ted, but I really have few friends... The orgasm is not very high, but there are a lot of spoofs, and the punk version of the teddy bear is also very...
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Wilford 2023-01-29 03:59:44
Really ruined childhood...
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Abe 2023-01-18 16:50:47
Besides being funny, I really don't know what to say, it's a little R-rated for...
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Kacie 2022-12-03 06:01:21
I didn't expect it to be so...
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Aurelia 2022-11-29 23:03:56
It's far from predictable. The plot is a bit insulting. Take it easy, you...
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Demario 2022-11-10 00:59:33
So subversive. . . A successful adult fairy...
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Stephany 2022-10-27 04:05:43
This bear is really unlikable~~ Too...
Ted Comments
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Kim 2022-04-23 07:01:05
Teddy Bear
I have already heard my classmates comment on this movie in the circle of friends, so I am still mentally prepared. This bear is really dirty, don't want it, but I really like to listen to him tease, BJ's single diary is a big bad movie, fruit sister sings badly, etc. Even if the plot is normal, it...
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Delia 2022-04-22 07:01:02
To you who will never speak
I don't have to watch a movie, I can write and cry myself. Because I have the same bear, I am 24 years old, it is 20 years old, and it has been held for 20 years. I once had a wish, just like John, I hope that one day, he can come back to life, accompany me, and talk, even for one day. But no, it...
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
