Ted Comments

  • Chesley 2023-09-26 01:07:03

    It looks like an animation, but it's not simple at all. I can't stop thinking about...

  • Burnice 2023-09-08 03:43:15

    It hurts to...

  • Collin 2023-05-29 00:53:54

    generally...

  • Candace 2023-02-20 00:56:53

    I also want to have my own Ted, but I really have few friends... The orgasm is not very high, but there are a lot of spoofs, and the punk version of the teddy bear is also very...

  • Wilford 2023-01-29 03:59:44

    Really ruined childhood...

  • Abe 2023-01-18 16:50:47

    Besides being funny, I really don't know what to say, it's a little R-rated for...

  • Kacie 2022-12-03 06:01:21

    I didn't expect it to be so...

  • Aurelia 2022-11-29 23:03:56

    It's far from predictable. The plot is a bit insulting. Take it easy, you...

  • Demario 2022-11-10 00:59:33

    So subversive. . . A successful adult fairy...

  • Stephany 2022-10-27 04:05:43

    This bear is really unlikable~~ Too...

Extended Reading
  • Kim 2022-04-23 07:01:05

    Teddy Bear

    I have already heard my classmates comment on this movie in the circle of friends, so I am still mentally prepared. This bear is really dirty, don't want it, but I really like to listen to him tease, BJ's single diary is a big bad movie, fruit sister sings badly, etc. Even if the plot is normal, it...

  • Delia 2022-04-22 07:01:02

    To you who will never speak

    I don't have to watch a movie, I can write and cry myself. Because I have the same bear, I am 24 years old, it is 20 years old, and it has been held for 20 years. I once had a wish, just like John, I hope that one day, he can come back to life, accompany me, and talk, even for one day. But no, it...

Ted quotes

  • Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.

  • Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.

    [Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]

    Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.

    Ellen: Yeah?

    Ted: Who's that over there?

    Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.

    Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

    [Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]

    Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.

Ted

Director: Seth MacFarlane

Language: English,Japanese Release date: June 29, 2012