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Chesley 2023-09-26 01:07:03
It looks like an animation, but it's not simple at all. I can't stop thinking about...
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Burnice 2023-09-08 03:43:15
It hurts to...
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Collin 2023-05-29 00:53:54
generally...
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Candace 2023-02-20 00:56:53
I also want to have my own Ted, but I really have few friends... The orgasm is not very high, but there are a lot of spoofs, and the punk version of the teddy bear is also very...
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Wilford 2023-01-29 03:59:44
Really ruined childhood...
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Abe 2023-01-18 16:50:47
Besides being funny, I really don't know what to say, it's a little R-rated for...
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Kacie 2022-12-03 06:01:21
I didn't expect it to be so...
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Aurelia 2022-11-29 23:03:56
It's far from predictable. The plot is a bit insulting. Take it easy, you...
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Demario 2022-11-10 00:59:33
So subversive. . . A successful adult fairy...
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Stephany 2022-10-27 04:05:43
This bear is really unlikable~~ Too...
Ted Comments
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Chad 2021-10-13 13:06:14
Three-view distorted film
The theme is old-fashioned friendship and love, etc., if it can be performed brilliantly, but this film is nothing but special effects. The most unbearable thing is the distortion of its three views. The whole film promotes violence, pornography, and decadence. What is wrong with a teddy...
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Rosalee 2021-10-13 13:06:11
Friendship this thing
Ted, the little bear, accompanied John for 27 years, and became his best friend. They vowed never to be separated. John is growing up, and Ted has also grown into a middle-aged bear. John is a normal middle-aged, with a job and a girlfriend. Ted only smokes and picks up girls for parties....
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
