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Theresa 2022-04-23 07:01:05
What a shame, such a good...
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Clotilde 2022-04-23 07:01:05
Very yellow and violent teddy bear....
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Emmie 2022-03-25 09:01:05
Fan Shi's plot plus Lao Mei’s favorite vulgar culture, plus a little cute love festival, popcorn in the cinema is not worried about...
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Jewel 2022-03-25 09:01:05
The story of a boy and a teddy bear. The company of more than twenty years is full of joy. But there was some contradiction between his girlfriend and Teddy. The moment when Teddy was torn apart, he was sad, but finally resurrected. The three of them lived happily~ It was...
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Zena 2022-03-25 09:01:05
Quite funny adult...
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Ruby 2022-03-25 09:01:05
Good friends, for a...
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Milton 2022-03-24 09:01:08
Everyone can't do without...
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Alexzander 2022-03-24 09:01:08
Low-level. But there is something funny and warm. Of pure popcorn...
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Jayce 2022-03-24 09:01:08
Laughing at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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Luisa 2022-03-24 09:01:08
It’s very smooth, but Ted didn’t die~ I think Ted’s best home is to play with John’s children, so John has to give birth to a baby and let Ted continue his mission of...
Ted Comments
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Suzanne 2021-10-13 13:06:11
Mature without losing innocence but not relying on fairy tales
In fact, I just watched the movie and thought of a doll that can almost be said to accompany myself for life. Although it is called life is short. It seems to be sent by an aunt when I was 10 days old. She was inexplicably reluctant to throw it away every time she moved. It stayed until I...
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Mustafa 2022-04-22 07:01:02
Ted Teddy Bear (2012)
In fact, I watched Ted 2 first, a comedy recommended to me by many people recently, but I decided to start my review with this first one.
John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), who has not been social since he was a child, wants to have a good friend. When he got a toy teddy bear for Christmas, John made a...
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
