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Elody 2021-10-20 18:59:14
The plot is right when the clouds are good, and the yellow, hi, and sordid cute things are full of the whole process. "Come on, fuck Nima, hold...
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Nels 2021-10-20 18:59:13
It's sad to see Ted's self-willing depravity because of the loss of his best friends, and to see a pair of friends who used to be so good to each other and pinch each other... At this time, the friends hated at that time, the best cute thing of the year + abnormal...
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Kennith 2021-10-20 18:59:12
Go back to childhood and ruin...
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Nelle 2021-10-20 18:59:12
I want to say that it’s important to seize the opportunity. Less than five minutes after reading it, the link is...
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Maxie 2021-10-20 18:59:11
The outcome I hope is: Ted left John without being rescued by Lori's wish, as he promised. John started to take work seriously and married Lori. He put Ted sealed with a red thread in the bedroom as if he was still with him. Until he had a son, John gave Ted to his son and told him Ted's story since he was a child. On Christmas Eve, the son made a wish that Ted would come alive, and finally Ted returned to this...
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Raul 2021-10-20 18:59:11
Although full of swear words, it is a beautiful fairy...
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Nick 2021-10-20 18:59:11
Give one star to that cute bear. The boring plot, the heroine who is as old as mom, the 35-year-old male giant baby, the dialogue is not interesting at all, pretending to be humorous and...
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Keegan 2021-10-20 18:59:11
What a cold joke. . . Overall, it’s a no-brainer entertainment...
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Carson 2021-10-20 18:59:11
It should have ended like this......
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Gilberto 2021-10-20 18:59:11
Hahahaha, so American, too...
Ted Comments
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Axel 2022-04-20 09:01:06
teddy bear
This movie is my favorite tune. When a beautiful fairy tale grows up, what the hell does it look like. When an 8-year-old child's pure thoughts made a teddy bear talk, they spent 27 years together and grew up together. Undoubtedly, with other boys, Teddy Bear has learned foul language, smoked weed,...
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Everardo 2022-04-19 09:01:09
Not to inspire you but to accompany you
Ted as a child, all kinds of cute and cute, he spent a whole lonely childhood with John, and promised him to be his friend forever.
They hid under the quilt together on a night of thunder and lightning, and promised each other that they would always be with each other side, never separated.
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
