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Darryl 2022-09-20 18:15:31
It's not as funny as I imagined. Could it be that my laughing point has improved and I am no longer used to this kind of...
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Rebeka 2022-09-17 20:48:24
It's still sad to know that ted will...
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Brett 2022-09-05 12:25:24
Just because you are Ted. Just because you are my best friends. Just because you are my fucking thunder buddy. Let's toast for you! As long as I ask for it, I get nothing. As long as it's you, even if it's a corpse, I want it. Hang on. You've already mine, isn't it? Oh shit! You have your Ted, I have mine. Please keep watch over...
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Wiley 2022-04-24 07:01:02
Some dark humor, some touching, some... um~ Anyway, not...
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Lolita 2022-04-24 07:01:02
Let the prank go to the...
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Pedro 2022-04-24 07:01:02
My boyfriend also has a teddy...
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John 2022-04-24 07:01:02
In fact, it's not bad. It always makes me feel that 2B has a lot of...
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Anais 2022-04-24 07:01:02
Heavy-duty teddy bear. ....
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Aron 2022-04-24 07:01:02
When I watched this movie, I had three emotional stages. At first, I thought the teddy bear was so cute. Later, I thought that the teddy bear was too much of a bad habit. The actor was in a dilemma. Finally, I was moved and...
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General 2022-04-24 07:01:02
it reminds me of my...
Ted Comments
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Will 2022-04-19 09:01:09
After all, our life is only about ourselves
When I saw the trailer, I thought it was a bad movie with a very good idea but an empty plot structure. As a result, I saw the good reviews on IMDB, so I went to watch it. It turned out unexpectedly, it was so much fun! ! ! ! Little Kevin laughs invisibly from start to finish! ! Even if no one...
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Josiane 2022-03-17 09:01:02
Irrelevant depth
I love this film, and I still feel shocked after watching it for two days. Its position in my heart is second only to inception.
In fact, I didn’t catch a cold when I watched the trailer at the movie theater. I felt that I was filming this kind of half-orc again, and it was endless, Alvin and the...
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
