Ted Comments

  • Kody 2021-10-20 18:59:11

    A bromance movie that was too standard to be standard (it was not called Jiqing at the time), and it was well integrated with some children's adventure elements, and there was a little shadow of a personal autobiography, which was full of entertainment along the...

  • Darren 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    The latest masterpiece of the Destroyed Childhood...

  • Lura 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    Okay~ I saw a certain TX with this cute picture drifting over on the horizon, and then rushed over~///Does it mean that every little Zhengtai will become a wretched man in the end? Except for the setting of TED itself, there is really no highlight in this film. ....

  • Evans 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    Three and a half. There is no Stringer at the end of the film, so there is no need to wait for the subtitles to finish in the cinema. JB, Twilight, Asians, pedophiles, etc. Americans who love spoofs have been shot. The director must be very fond of American television culture in the 1980s, and various tributes, such as the music of "Knight Rider" and so on. A movie piled up by dialogues, to be honest, if it weren't for this cute bear, it would be completely 3 star material. Everyone cares....

  • Kole 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    In the most touching scene, John turned and left, and Ted pressed his chest on the road: I Love...

  • Pete 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    With the addition of various otaku complexes, the trailer has attracted a lot of fans, although there are more stories in the feature film! But as far as the film itself is concerned, the villain is not well set up, and the ending is even more inexplicable....

  • Thalia 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    All kinds of ruining my childhood, all kinds of spitting, Nima, even the narration of spitting films, made me tired all day, mind and body can continue to...

  • Vance 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    Too cheap, too cheap, too cheap! Why is there a XXX portrait hung in the house of that Asian who speaks Cantonese-speaking English? Nima, is this the Chinese clinic in "Rage Attack 2". . ....

Extended Reading
  • Ivah 2022-03-21 09:01:08

    Childhood and reality

    How should I put it, everyone has a childhood in their hearts. If girls have a Barbie doll in their hearts, maybe boys have a Teddy in their hearts.
      You can share all your emotions, swearing, drinking, partying, smoking, and doing all crazy things with him, without worrying about being betrayed.... 

  • Zelda 2022-04-20 09:01:06

    growth choices

    This time, Seth MacFarlane tells a story of innocence versus maturity. Ted symbolizes the innocence and innocence retained in the minds of thousands of boys, and Seth visualized it. You can easily find similar examples, such as Mario in Zhongguangu and Xiaoze Youfeng in "Love Apartment 3". The...

Ted quotes

  • Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.

  • Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.

    [Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]

    Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.

    Ellen: Yeah?

    Ted: Who's that over there?

    Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.

    Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

    [Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]

    Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.