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Stan 2022-04-24 07:01:02
[Recommended by Mumu Yanshi] Teddy bear is our eternal fairy tale theme, this movie is very good, haha, recommended. -- Mumu...
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Alisha 2022-04-24 07:01:02
It's ugly and...
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Mathilde 2022-04-24 07:01:02
Announcement is the best place. The worst part is the ending. If the ending ends when Teddy falls and rots. It is expected to become some kind of classic. The childhood that can't be returned and the present that I don't know how to bow my...
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Heath 2022-04-23 07:01:05
In this way, John, Laurie and Ted live happily ever...
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Dejah 2022-04-23 07:01:05
Ok. . The plot really sucks. . . And the two scenes where the pervert suddenly appeared terrified me. . . = = But TED is really cute! ! ! Worth four stars!...
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Garth 2022-04-23 07:01:05
Very yellow and violent...
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Jerad 2022-04-23 07:01:05
The trailer has already shown all the best...
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Price 2022-04-23 07:01:05
A spoof + tender...
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Germaine 2022-04-23 07:01:05
Well I also think that behind every good man there is a good friend like ted to support him, although sometimes it may be because of him and your girlfriend, but we all know that gay friends will always go through this Worrying situation. Nothing can change our...
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Ludwig 2022-04-23 07:01:05
I've been with you for more than 20 years, where's my ring?...
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Christiana 2022-03-22 09:01:07
"TED/Teddy Bear"
—We're going to be best friends for real? Will we really be friends? —For real! Really! —For ever and ever? For ever and ever? —Sounds good to me! It's like this to me! This movie can be described as witty, stubborn, swearing, violent, relaxed, consumer-style storyline, exciting climax, and happy...
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Ivah 2022-03-21 09:01:08
Childhood and reality
How should I put it, everyone has a childhood in their hearts. If girls have a Barbie doll in their hearts, maybe boys have a Teddy in their hearts.
You can share all your emotions, swearing, drinking, partying, smoking, and doing all crazy things with him, without worrying about being betrayed....
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Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.
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Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
[Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]
Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.
Ellen: Yeah?
Ted: Who's that over there?
Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.
Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
[Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]
Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
