Ted Comments

  • Dayton 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    The more exciting part is the fight between the...

  • Marcelle 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    Fortunately, it's not so...

  • Kayley 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    This bear is so yellow and...

  • Jean 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    Actually fulfilled everyone’s childhood...

  • Jazlyn 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    The basic love story of a little boy and a teddy bear...the subtitle group is always full of...

  • Harmony 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    This bear is simply too yellow and...

  • Guiseppe 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    It reminds me of my little yellow dog who has been lying on my pillow for more than 20...

  • Yvette 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    For such works that ruined childhood....

  • Eliane 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    Movies watched in the Great American Emperor. . . I didn't understand too much. ....

  • Frieda 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    When I was a child, I also dreamed that the baby doll could talk, but watching this film, the childhood in my memory was ruined and it was too much trouble. . . I want a cute voice. ....

Extended Reading
  • Mustafa 2022-04-22 07:01:02

    Ted Teddy Bear (2012)

    In fact, I watched Ted 2 first, a comedy recommended to me by many people recently, but I decided to start my review with this first one.

    John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), who has not been social since he was a child, wants to have a good friend. When he got a toy teddy bear for Christmas, John made a...

  • Kenyatta 2022-03-22 09:01:07

    Just want to talk about Giovanni Ribisi

    Giovanni Ribisi has been playing for so many years. From Friends' Phoebe's younger brother, to now, how can he still be playing a supporting role, he has a very strong aura. However, having cat power as a girlfriend, and a flash marriage with agyness Dyen are all men with a high charm index. The...

Ted quotes

  • Ted: You can sing any 90's song with just vowels.

  • Ted: [Finishing ringing up a customer at his check-out line] There we go. Thank you very much. Please come again. We have a lot more groceries.

    [Ted turns around and sits down. He notices Tami-Lynn on the other end of the check-out counter]

    Ted: Hey, uh, hey Ellen.

    Ellen: Yeah?

    Ted: Who's that over there?

    Ellen: [Turns around to see Tami-Lynn before turning back to Ted] Oh, that's the new check-out girl. Don't know her name, seems cute.

    Ted: Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.

    [Ted gets up on his counter and waves at Tami-Lynn, who smiles and waves back at him. They blow kisses at each other. He dry-humps the credit card machine, making her giggle. He then simulates oral sex with a Snickers bar, making her laugh further. Ted then squirts bottles of lotion on his face to simulate bukkake, causing her to stare blankly at him]

    Ted: Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.