Ted but not Teddy Bear

Amy 2022-03-15 09:01:01

This is not a fairy tale before going to bed, this is adult's obscenity.

A lonely child often expects the doll at home to talk to him when he is alone and lonely, when he is afraid of thunder.

Then it came true one day.

When this teddy bear grows up with you, he must not be as pure and cute as when he first talked. He has no limits. He learns to smoke a hookah and eat tofu, especially when he has such a cute face. , On the contrary, it is easier to succeed. In short, if he has bad habits, well, he usually learns it from you, or else?

You have grown up like all friends and friends, your bear is still that bear, but one day, you can’t Continue to live together.

To be precise, your girlfriend quit. Then you start to think that your bear is not good, you let him move out of your house, and you almost killed him.

Of course, popcorn movies never block the audience, so Teddy comes back from the dead, hello, me, hello, everyone.

If I am among them, I will shout ted and dump the scumbag who doesn't love you and live with me! snort! There are no bears here, but there is a place to keep them!

Then the point is that this movie does not have a lower limit, I knew it before I watched it, but! ! but! ! ! ! Please explain how a stuffed bear without penis fucks a girl! ! ! Director, if you don't explain clearly, I'm never finished with you!

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  • Aric 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    It is my dream to this day, Wang Daxiong, when will you become a talking doll? hehe

  • Raul 2021-10-20 18:59:11

    Although full of swear words, it is a beautiful fairy tale.

Ted quotes

  • Lori: Okay here's a test to see how much you actually care about me. You remember that night after the club, we went and had late night eggs and waffles until about 5am. We watched a movie on a little TV at the diner. Name that movie?

    John: Octopussy!

    Lori: BABY! Goldstar!

  • Ted: Let's just find a better place to get stoned.