Dialogue:
Randal Graves': You sound like a jerk! God, no one is forcing you to come here. You come because you want to. You like to think of yourself as very important, as if the earth wouldn’t turn without you, and it wouldn’t work here. God, you overestimate the job that even a monkey can do. You consider yourself critical. In fact, anyone can do it while dancing the waltz. You are obsessed with making the job seem greater than it really is. Gosh, you work at a convenience store, Dante! And it sucks, I have to add! I worked in a crappy video rental shop and did a terrible job. Jay is right, man. He knows what he's doing. We like to make ourselves appear more important than the people who come here to buy paper and cigarettes. We look down on them like how good we are. If we are really that good, why are we still working here?
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