Jack didn't steal the golden hen and harp

Ada 2021-11-29 08:01:20

It was purely to make soy sauce. Penfriends got two redemption coupons and called them to tell them to have a look. They thought it was Beijing meeting Seattle, which was highly praised by everyone, and fast forward to the cinema to find out that they were watching this 3D movie. I have never had a good impression of today's 3D effects, and today there is a black frame on the bridge of my nose, and it is extremely embarrassing to wear a 3D mirror.
After watching the opening film, I suddenly realized the fairy tale Jack and the Magic Bean when I was a child, or some other name. It used to be the text in the book, and I was thinking about how the beanstalk pierced the sky. Now the fantasy has come true, and I am quite emotional.
Later, the male pig's feet appeared, and a girl next to him said, didn't it mean that Nicholas played it, fuck me! It seems that Nicholas only has Cage's last name, and everyone is full of black lines. Then the hero saves the beauty, love at first sight, BALABALA, and finally Jack and the princess who looks like Hong Xin live a happy life. Let us recall the plot of the fairy tale. At the end of the fairy tale, it is said that Jack "shun" from the kingdom of giants to a golden hen who can lay golden eggs and a golden harp. The giant saw his treasure stolen and hurriedly removed it from the bean stem. Running up and down to chase Jack, Jack went to the ground and his mother chopped off the beanstalk with an axe, so the giant broke his neck, and Jack and his mother lived a happy life ever since. Now it seems that giants are a disadvantaged group. Their treasures have been stolen and murdered...what a human feeling. In the film, there are several magic beans, so the magic beans have played their due role. There are many slots, so I won’t give an example one by one. One point is worth mentioning. When the beans sprouted in the Giant Nation, I was still complaining, yes, this should grow towards the Giant Nation’s heaven! As a result, the giants bent the bean sprouts with their huge bodies and forced the bean sprouts to grow downward. Okay, Tucao failed.
Jack the Giant Catcher, then how did Jack catch the Giant? Well, in fact, he just relied on the immortal luck of his male pig's feet. I want to say that the hero should be Emont played by Uncle Ivan. There is a clip. He could have escaped from the disgusting and terrifying kingdom of giants along the bean sprouts with Jack and the princess, but he chose to stay and rely on the royal soldiers. The bravery killed the traitor. Here, the film extols the military. Under the protection of the royal family and civilians, the defense of national interests is always a matter of the military, so it is a hero.
Speaking of Aimont, the name of a cafe on the first floor of the theater is Aimont. After the film ended, everyone happily ran in to buy desserts. This film made a great contribution to the people.
The British film made by Laomei, I can only say that, there is no lack of British humor that the Kingdom of Britain has always upheld. I still remember that a British foreign teacher who likes to wear a green woolen hat put a part of "Little Britain" in the classroom when he was studying in college. Inside, vomiting and nausea were sealed as humorous, and the foreigner giggled and laughed, and we almost vomited out lunch, which is evident. And Americans can't forget their ancestors, so the close-up of the giant chef's cooking and picking his nostrils caused retching in the audience. Then I think of the British cuisine that has been despised some time ago. Can the British cook? Who dares to eat it! Laugh it off.
Well, it's disgusting and messy. Male pig's feet have a vampire face. It's really wrong not to be a vampire! I didn’t understand the last shot. The story goes back to the present day. The crown is displayed in a museum. Red? The boy stood in front of the display cabinet with a weird smile, and stuffed something in his pocket? I don’t think there is any sequel, is there something I haven’t penetrated?

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  • Michael 2022-04-24 07:01:06

    What impressed me the most was that the guy in the front row told the girl next to him when the show was over that he was not afraid to come now. The girl was puzzled, and the guy continued to say, now there are nuclear weapons...

  • Erna 2022-03-31 09:01:03

    so so. The original story is in London, England, huh, huh.

Jack the Giant Slayer quotes

  • Isabelle: You know, for someone who's not wildly keen on heights, you're doing awfully well.

    Jack: Yeah, I've been doing a little trick Crawe taught me.

    Isabelle: What's the trick?

    Jack: Picture something just ahead of you within arm's reach.

    [helps Isabelle down so she is within arm's reach]

    Jack: Something that makes you happy.

    Isabelle: Sounds easy enough.

    Jack: It really is.

  • Jack: Isabelle, hold on tight.

    [grabs a liana he has cut in the giant tree]

    Jack: Ready?

    Isabelle: No...

    Jack: JUMP!

    [they jump from the falling tree, hanging on to the liana. They swing around the tree before the tree begins to fall alarmingly fast and they are headed for the ground]

    Isabelle: Jack, hold me!

    [Jack sees a haystack, aims for it and lets go. They hit it, but keep gliding forward in the mud, heading for a sharp farm object. They stop just in the nick of time for hitting it]

    Jack: Well, that worked out better than I expected.