Everyone has a Garfield

Nakia 2022-10-08 18:20:24

When I was very young, I admired it very much. Garfield, in my heart, is two heroes that can be tied with Doraemon. At that time, I liked to watch Chinese Satellite TV, because it was the only one that broadcasted "Garfield" and "The X-Files".
A cartoon protagonist like Garfield was quite subversive in terms of the circumstances at the time, especially since the audience was like me who loved red scarves and was proud of joining the Communist Youth League. Not only does it not love labor and is willing to help others, it can't even be kind to others, and is always unscrupulously critical of everything. Garfield's heart is not ambition but pork rolls, what he shoulders is not a sacred mission but a lazy waist, and what he studies is not ancient classics and modern science but soap operas. Its shortcomings are very prominent: gluttony, lethargy, laziness, selfishness. In this way, the temperament of the emperor who reigns over the world made me feel like a god, and then I worshipped it without hesitation.
After six years of running around in society for my survival, it came down with stars all over again, and I did not hesitate to crawl under its claws again. Garfield was a totem of the fallen part of my childhood personal ideals, and I'm sure everyone has one. Go to his four modernizations, go to his great unity of the people all over the world, I just want to do what I like without restraint, no matter whether it is healthy or not, whether it is fat, whether it is moral or whether it realizes personal values ​​or whether it will wipe out the construction of socialist spiritual civilization. A face of shit. Garfield also has a goddamn owner who never dislikes him and loves him infinitely, which accidentally satisfies all my emotional needs.
I'll never be Garfield, and we'll never have this chance as human beings. Even if Jesus Tathagata and Sun Wukong worked together to practice, and it was the turn of a human being to be Garfield, she would definitely be a woman. Don't forget that Garfield also has an owner who loves him infinitely. Only children and women are blessed to enjoy such love.
Then I have to say that the screenwriter of "Garfield 2" is definitely not the author of the original book. In the movie, Garfield, after hearing the dog butler and the parrot talking about his identity, was lying on the dragon bed and became worried. Do not! This is not our carefree Garfield, the original author wouldn't be so heartless. This screenwriter and the director didn't even know Garfield, so when they asked them to film Lei Feng, they would have to let Lei Feng take the opportunity of repairing the car to move the screws to his house. I can't stand this kind of plot, it doesn't fit the image of Garfield in my childhood, these liars just stole Garfield's image and added some inexplicable stories to perfunctory me , they even want Garfield to punish the bad guys~~~ I can only express my anger and protest by downloading it online instead of going to the cinema to watch "Garfield 2"~~

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  • Garfield: Careful. That's high-quality American cardboard you're tossing around in there. Beautiful, fellas. Hang the plasma over the slip-and-slide.

    Winston: Sire, a word?

    Garfield: Jowls, my lad. Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful ruler has brought to the castle.

    Preston: Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

    Winston: Don't tell me, a Renaissance painting.

    Garfield: Foosball, you know, foosball.

    Winston: Fo-fo-fo-foosball?

    Preston: What do you think this is, a pub?

    Garfield: Just because we don't have opposable thumbs, doesn't mean we don't play bargains.

    Winston: Yes sire, but I feel your life is in danger.

    Garfield: Listen, Winnebago, if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, I wanna be remembered as the Party Prince.

    Winston: As you wish.

  • Nigel: You chaps know me, I'm no snob, right? But this cat is too much.

    Preston: That is an embarrassment to our whole way of life.

    Nigel: He's a disgrace to the furry race. "My pillow isn't soft enough, my TV remote won't work..."

    Winston: Don't get your knickers in a twist. I know he's a pain in the neck but we just gotta keep him safe till Monday.

    [ducks trumpet]

    Garfield: Yeah, my loyal and fragrant subjects. Please, thank you. Briefly, I hate Mondays. I hate 'em. Therefore I decree, from this day forward, there will be no more Mondays.

    EenieMeenie: What?

    Garfield: Got it? Today is Tuesday, then. Happy Tuesday, everybody.

    Christophe: Yeah, I think he's lost it.

    Winston: Like I said, we just gotta keep him safe till Tuesday.