Jasper

Nannie 2021-10-18 09:29:16

James Bond, we all translate to James Bond, but it seems that Hong Kong and Taiwan have translated into James Bond. Our translation is good, because the translation of James Bond easily reminds us of Jasper Bond. Just like Durex, Jissbon is a kind of condom. Of course, the English james bond is actually very convincing, because his abbreviation is JB, which is a bit like the abbreviation of my blog jianjian88888.

I walked into the cinema for the first time recently to see this Jasper. I can't say regret, but I'm actually not very happy. In fact, I think this Jissbon is good, at least better than the previous one. The Brosnan version is too oily, it is very annoying to watch. But no matter who plays Jasper Bang, 007 is 007, there is no content, no thoughts, only kakaka, da da da, yiyiya. This edition is particularly uncomfortable for me, because the editing is so messy, I sometimes feel dizzy in the movie theater. This is very bad, because even a movie like Harry Potter, although there is no plot, at least it is not noisy, even sitting in the cinema can still rest.

007 is a British movie. Most actors say it has a good English voice, but in fact it is a Hollywood movie. This type of movie is actually nothing, after all, it is the secretion process of male hormones. It's the same for beating and killing everywhere, it's the same with a woman in bed, that's all. Oh, relatives said that on this version of the 007 poster, Jasper Bang was holding a machine gun, just like holding a huge penis. In fact, all 007 means this. Therefore, it may not be bad to call him Jissbon, at least to put this on him, it can prevent him from throwing things randomly, it is not good to hit the children, and it is very disgusting to hit us.

However, as a man, the reason why 007 has a little meaning is probably because there are always countless beautiful women around him. But this time the two women of 007 disappointed me. One of the two girls was filled with oil (I remember one was filled with gold before, lying on the bed like that), and the other looked like Xu Jinglei, meaningless. Of course, everyone has different aesthetics. Time magazine likes this edition of Bond Girls>>The Best of the Bond Girls

However, this 007 title song is good, oh I like it. Of course, there is another taste problem. TIME always has its own set for this. >>The Art (and Business) of the James Bond Theme Song

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Extended Reading

Quantum of Solace quotes

  • Mathis: [to Bond] What do you want? Have you come to apologise?

  • Mathis: You can't sleep?

    Bartender on Virgin Flight: May I fix you a drink, Sir?

    Mathis: What are you drinking?

    James Bond: I don't know. What am I drinking?

    Bartender on Virgin Flight: Three measures of Gordon's Gin, One of Vodka, Half a measure of Kina...

    Mathis: Kina Lillet.

    Bartender on Virgin Flight: Kina Lillet, which is not Vermouth. Shaken well until it is ice cold and served with a large, thin slice of lemon peel. Six of them.

    Mathis: That's impressive.

    James Bond: They're good. You should have one.