The Romance of Confucius - as Troy did to the Iliad

Jeanne 2022-04-21 09:03:37

The title represents my overall opinion of the film. I don't think it's worse than "Breathe" (isn't this standard wrong...), but as someone who has deep feelings for "Yongzheng Dynasty" and "Han Wu the Great", I sincerely suggest that Hu Mei should still go to TV dramas .

1. It is a standard version of a blockbuster film with complete elements and essential gimmicks. Chinese blockbusters have become more and more mature, more and more "but not lost": that is to say, if you watch with a heart of ridicule, you will probably be a little disappointed. Because it doesn't seem so... worthy of ridicule.

2. It is said that the screenwriter also wrote the script for the upper and lower parts of "The Red Brokeback Mountain" ==

... This can only fully explain that John Woo's departure from the gang to direct such a large-scale costume sitcom is a great mistake.

But I still admire it, at least "Mengmeng" did not appear again. And he can completely shuffle so many famous quotes, and use random sampling, arrange them in every minute of the film, and use them to string together a (not very) strict logic and a (somewhat not) Reasonable story. We can't ask too much of it, can we? Think about those nonsense sentences that you forced out of your language class when you were a child, so you will say from the bottom of your heart: Wow, screenwriter, I am your fan!

What's more, the story is very entertaining. Do you think Mr. Kong is not a model of patriotic education? That is, no matter what the person in power is, if he wants you to "trick", you have to get out of the way, and if he wants you to "repay" you, you have to run back. This is much better than the uncle film with a strong reactionary consciousness in October last year. Check out this study to learn how to thrive under the care of GFW, it is more effective than watching Yu Dan and watching chicken soup for the soul.

3. I now understand very well why Fa Ge wants to kneel. He, as a child who has never been cared for by his motherland since he was a child, is it easy for him? He struggled to survive in the capitalist world, and was it easy for him to change his face from Li Mubai to Zhou Pirate and Zhou Dagui?

He, no, easy, easy!

How much bitterness, blood and tears, how much "I want to come back, mother" in his kneeling!

But even kneeling on his knees is so difficult - he grew up without the care of his motherland, and his bones have been transformed by poisonous milk powder, crazy beef, and unknowingly. If you don't believe me, please see the scene in [Zi Jian Nanzi] in which Zhou Xun and Fa Ge [crossed out] husband and wife worship[/crossed out]. Lady Fox Immortal threw her five bodies to the ground gracefully and obediently, while Fa Ge he... formed a ball. .

4. After all, Miss Zhou Xun is not a fairy, and no matter how thick the foundation is, it can't cover the aging TT at the corners of her eyes.
In addition, her peacock is fitted with beaded curtains, and I suddenly feel that I have arrived on the set of "Journey to the West" [and it must be all girls like the boss. All shiny]...

Hey, Yudi, why do you have hair?

5. Aunt Hu Mei successfully turned this film into a special show for Hu Mei's acquaintances. I'm really excited to see the face of the eighth master (Qi Guoli x)... Eighth master, why do you always play this kind of talent, even though luck is too old to fight against the protagonist? TOT

and Uncle Chen Jianbin, you have that face The rascal...attracted all my attention to your scene.

6. I was going to give this film four stars, because there is a kid Qiao Zhenyu who is my favorite [but kid, it's still the same low-key, isn't it TOT]

kid Ren Quan's Yan Hui is called a model. The impression from the beginning to the end is [He is Yan Hui...] [You see how much he looks like Yan Hui...] [Well, as expected of Yan Hui's way...] [Yan Hui has to do this...] [ Sure enough, it was Yan Hui...] [Alas, Ren Quan is too Yan Hui...] Repeatedly.

But it can't cover people who are (once) watery. In the part of Ren Quan pitifully pulling Brother Fa to be with him, "You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world", I directly dropped the two of them in my mind. I think Brother Fa must be very upset, because after a while, a group of people came to watch without interest...

As for Lu Yi, his existence lies in [Ah, that's Lu Yi. 】

【Lu Yi also acted in this film? 】

Well, yes.

7. But I finally gave it 3 stars. because! because! It misspelled Kong Li's name! ! !

[Kong Li] Who is the subtitle sister, please tell me, please?

And what is [Falling Three Cities]? ?

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So in the end, it's just a blockbuster entertainment.

Would you watch Troy to learn about the Iliad? Will not. So you won't go to Scholar Kong (sorry I know it's not but I really want to rant about the English translation) to find out who Confucius is.

Although we don't have the shiny boobs, we have big watery eyes.

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