Just judging by the gimmicks this film makes,
this is without a doubt the most disappointing comedy of the year, because it wastes such a good idea - the always-heavy teddy bear.
What is a heavy taste? Drinking semen in "American Pie," Satan and Saddam Hussein in "South Park," and so much of the vomit in "Scream".
But these heavy tastes are interesting, close to the plot, and they appear in the smooth plot at the right time to give people a surprise, but looking back at the teddy bear, what is there?
Yes, smoking big cigarettes, having sex with radishes and beauties, and swearing.
What about other than that? OMG, he was actually acting as a "peacemaker" for the hero and heroine, and he was like Disney's cute pet, shouting: I will leave! And he was kidnapped by inexplicable bad guys, and then created a "rescue" drama that was not thrilling.
What about the end? The bear with a torn belly was miraculously resurrected after the heroine made a wish on the meteor?
Seeing this, I almost vomited blood.
Your sister, do you think this is a five-year-old children's play? Just make a wish and you can bring the dead teddy bear back to life, right? Your sister, can this completely unsubverted second-force plot be any more rotten?
And the same love story of the indoor comedy from beginning to end, can it be more conventional?
I'll admit a moving bear is a fun meme, but aside from that, could this movie be any worse?
I think it's totally OK to just watch the clip of Teddy Bear playing cheap and picking up girls, because he floats so clearly above the boring plot line and is so distinct. So much so that I think the plot of the hero and heroine is just to last for a long time, because the intersection between them and the teddy bear is really hard and boring, and it can be completely ignored.
So, I think: this is a love drama propped up by talking teddy bears, it's funny but not funny, science fiction is not science fiction, and even heavy tastes are squeamish.
Too reluctant.
So, don't hold out too much hope to see this ravely acclaimed film, you might have a good time.
PS The wonderful interaction between the teddy bear and ALIKA KEYS is the best in my opinion. How can other artists dare to speak so boldly?
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