Theodore Bartell

Theodore Bartell

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  • The Life of Mammals The Life of Mammals

    Theodore 2022-08-27 23:11:35

    Episode 3 Plant Hunter

    1. Sloths spend most of their time in trees, half-sleeping, half-blind and half-blind. In order to save energy, they do as little exercise as possible, their muscles are underdeveloped, and their reaction time is only a quarter of ours (should be four times, This is doubtful). South American tapirs mostly eat leaves, and some leaves are poisonous. They have found a way to deal with it, which is to eat only part of one kind of leaf, and then eat another, and they can detoxify by eating kaolin...

  • Shameless Shameless

    Theodore 2022-08-15 15:16:14

    shameless

    Fiona and Steve fell in love at first sight at a dance. Steve hurt her forehead in order to help her catch a thief who robbed his wallet, and punched another nasty bartender at the dance. It's just that Fiona is very inferior to her birth. Because of her low self-esteem, she is unwilling to fall in love with a rich man like Steve, but Steve's perseverance finally moved her. The two met at the subway station and got together. After eating, Steve concealed his identity as a rich person,...

  • Sound of Noise Sound of Noise

    Theodore 2022-07-10 23:07:58

    What is the true nature of music?

        Policeman Amadeus Warnebring was born in a musical family, but is a "music idiot". His younger brother Oscar can play the violin at the age of 4 and can compose music at the age of 12. Now he is a world-class conductor. Amadeus Warnebring doesn't understand their music and hates the metronome. He thinks their music is just noise, and it makes him annoyed, so when a clerk in his office is playing his brother's music at work, he shuts down hysterically. Dropped the radio, his reasoning was...

  • Dead of Night Dead of Night

    Theodore 2022-06-27 17:26:29

    snake ate its own tail

    Usually, when I see "horror" in the label of a movie, I will hide away, but the night of death has no scaring scenes except that the puppet is a little scary valley. Students who are afraid of watching horror movies like me can eat it with confidence. .

    In this 1945 film, there are many stalks that later classic thriller movies or ghost stories like to use, such as being stuck in a loop for a day, encountering a strange person, and everyone else said that this person died long ago ,...

  • Casualties of War Casualties of War

    Theodore 2022-04-26 06:01:02

    "Vietnam War Trauma"-we remember because it is still happening

    We remember because it is still happening.
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    God said, accept change, change can not be accepted, but never gives us the wisdom to distinguish its boundaries, then, only in the development of events, the compromise step by step, until the situation does not change. Finally, like Allison was immersed in great regret, suffering from self-blame, "There was a chance I could leave with her, just the two of us", "But, what can I do, Kill Clark, a U.S. corporal?" Yes, we understand his final...

  • Christmas in August Christmas in August

    Theodore 2022-04-24 07:01:24

    City management also has love

    Just kidding, Shen Yinhe is not an urban management officer.

    In 1998, South Korean films announced their takeoff. At the beginning, their actors were all marching on the streets and holding their own portraits, telling the country to open the door and let Hollywood films enter the country in large numbers. Korean films will die, and then they will not survive. . At that time, I thought that this group of people was really ambitious, but now I think this is the same as the national...

  • Thor: Ragnarok Thor: Ragnarok

    Theodore 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    underrated masterpiece

    First of all, the status of Thor 3 in the world of jokes is unquestionable, but what I want to say is its status in the Marvel universe.

    Marvel movies have been rarely watched. Not long ago, I watched "Reunion 2" on TV with insomnia. I thought it was a very competent popcorn movie, so I made up a few more movies.

    "Thor 1" and "Thor 2" are said to have bad reviews and have not watched it, but from the perspective of "Reunion 1" and "Reunion 2" alone, this role is undoubtedly a...

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

    Theodore 2022-04-23 07:05:57

    Too short-sighted, you must score high

    Don't be too short-sighted. Haven't you been tired of watching trash movies shot in the Mainland? There are too many junk movies, and I won't list them one by one.
    Long story short , the reason why the American producer made a Chinese martial arts movie is to break into the Chinese market and open up new genres. With so many Chinese elements, I think it's okay! At least it looks better than Comrade Lao Yuan's "Su Beggar" (although the scene is still too Hongda...) and the details are also...

  • Men in Black: International Men in Black: International

    Theodore 2022-04-23 07:01:57

    destroyed

    Unexpectedly, I, who was planning to spend the New Year at the cinema from the end of May to June, was actually being eaten by the head all the time. From "Godzilla" to "Dark Phoenix", and then to this "Men in Black", the three-hit combo of eating shit, only "Aladdin", which has no expectations at all, makes me happy.

    I tried to rank the three bad movies, but I really can't talk about it, they are all shit, what's there to pick.

    There is also a question, some film critics...

  • Logan Logan

    Theodore 2022-04-23 07:01:14

    long goodbyes and tears

    One has to be true to oneself, Joy, not to go against one's own nature.

    It's hard to live with killing, there's no way out.

    Whether it is right or wrong, you have to bear it for the rest of your life. 
     
    Go back to your mother now and tell her everything is fine.

    There will be no more gunfire in the valley.

     
    If you've also watched "Wolverine 3", it's impossible not to remember this line.
     
    This line of loneliness and strength comes...

  • Youth Without Youth Youth Without Youth

    Theodore 2022-04-22 07:01:55

    Nothing

    Youth Without Youth
          I would like to understand it as a teenager without youth, in pursuit of illusory existence, lost the true feelings and life.
          I don't like it, yes, a certain kind.
          Tim Ross, too.
          Only those chaos It touched my heart, but all the other plots and struggling emotions are still just chaos.
           Each person is independent and special, but itself is a living body created by all accidental combination, a mystery or a mystery , If...

  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    Theodore 2022-04-22 07:01:32

    what a good horror movie

    As a person who has watched a lot of horror movies, I was still skeptical when I first saw the recommendation of station B, but after reading it, it is indeed a masterpiece worthy of recommendation.

    The film starts with a case of multiple homicides in a villa. There are multiple corpses lying in the villa, all of them wanting to get out of the house, but in the basement is this clean female corpse buried half naked.

    After that, as the autopsy work begins, the film officially...

  • Mona Lisa Smile Mona Lisa Smile

    Theodore 2022-04-22 07:01:31

    I can save one fish on the beach in the sea

    Annoying, I wrote a lot, but I didn't save it, clicked it and it disappeared, and I had to rewrite it.

    Story content: An art teacher came to teach at a women's university. The beginning was not smooth. Later, she used her unique charm to attract students' interest in learning, and slowly awakened the female consciousness of the students. Very simple content, but made me feel a lot.

    1. Because they are both teachers, they pay...

  • 12 Monkeys 12 Monkeys

    Theodore 2022-04-22 07:01:02

    fate

    The front is unremarkable, but from the disguise of the hero and heroine to the airport scene, it is handled like a stage play. Various people, etc., the threads of fate from different times and positions are entangled, and all the foreshadowings and clues are gathered like a torrent. In the end, as if the failed building blocks collapsed, "Fate" shrouded the entire stage with its overwhelming attitude - so my conclusion finally came out, who TMD classified this film as a science fiction film?...

  • CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

    Theodore 2022-04-21 09:02:38

    HE WAS。。。

    Finally arrived at 901, although I already knew the end, it was still sad, still sad, thinking that you just saved someone, thinking he was safe, the stone in his heart finally fell, and after turning around, he fell into another scene and couldn't get out of it. trouble, and this time you can't help him, even if you have great ability, but you can't control life and death, from now on, this person will never cause trouble again, you can't help him again, his debauchery, his Uninhibited, his...

  • Theodore 2023-09-29 16:55:02

    The story is far from sophisticated. The imagination in this movie is like a colorful leather ball that is constantly leaking air. The more you stare, the more you can perceive the dryness and fatigue beneath its fancy exterior. What the ending looks like "a victory for women's rights" is actually "a victory for women's rights in the eyes of a straight male director"

  • Theodore 2023-09-19 05:50:15

    The music alone makes the blood boil! ! ! Angel is so sweet! ! ! Running up that hill can be so sweet!

  • Theodore 2023-09-18 23:38:20

    I'm not fxxxing with his jokes. Shitting other minorities (LGBT, female, Asian) does not make you bigger, not even funnier. He has an Asian wife and yet keeps making cheap jokes about accent and eating duck. The fact that he has an Asian wife and tries to keep his superiority of being male and being black tells me so much about him as a person.

  • Theodore 2023-09-10 13:55:18

    Use knowledge and wisdom to form a tacit understanding with nature.

  • Theodore 2023-09-01 18:32:57

    The film can be compared to Lars von Trier's The Antichrist. The same actress suffers from the loss of a child, but presents a different face. Some movies, no matter what, have a feeling of "being in the same category as themselves". To me, Wenders is "my own person" and Trier is "old Feng next door".

  • Theodore 2023-08-22 22:59:21

    9.5/10. ①The representative work of Camp's film: A pair of male and female thieves successfully approached a rich woman by borrowing a lost property in order to raise money for their honeymoon. The male protagonist became the rich woman's secretary and talked about a (fake) love with her. The female thief also had a position at the rich woman's house, and they tried to take the rich woman's property as their own. In the middle of the way, the male protagonist was really tempted, but under the persuasion of the female robber, he still became a robber instead of a male pet, and stole the wealthy woman's property and eloped with the female robber, leaving the rich woman alone. ②The whole movie is full of laughter. ④The laughter is generated by editing: "Yes/No, Madam", "Yes/No, Mr. Laval" accumulative montage. ⑤The part of the close-up montage of the clock uses off-screen conversations and changes in the hands of the clock to express the gradual progression of emotions. The two famous episodes of "Citizen Kane" showing love dissipating and love heating up are very similar in methodology. ⑥Disadvantage: The rich woman is a good person. In the end, she was betrayed by her lover and was swept away by her property. It was very miserable. It was a bit distracting from the joy of the movie itself. compact.

  • Theodore 2023-08-14 18:48:40

    Four point five stars. More convincing, less dramatic, and more frustrating for the prosecution's lawyers than the Peachy Bloody Case. In the end, the nurse witness appeared. Although the procedure was not impeccable, the dereliction of duty of the attending physician was clearly evident in the nurse's testimony. Finally, the jury was persuaded. Rampling is so beautiful.

  • Theodore 2023-08-12 21:50:49

    Flying into a lunatic asylum, tidying up the look and feel is average, and the criticism is not enough

  • Theodore 2023-08-08 00:30:22

    Some parts of the anticlimactic movie are too exaggerated

  • Theodore 2023-08-02 01:05:22

    The story is good too the plot

  • Theodore 2023-07-16 20:30:57

    This is a worldwide story. "Every choice is both the best of both worlds and the loss of both. Everyone is swaying between reason and emotion, independence and conformity, confrontation and compromise, and the final destination is never zero or one hundred. Only if you do not violate your original intention, Only then can we find the coordinates of true peace of mind and happiness." - Poison Sir

  • Theodore 2023-07-16 03:23:24

    Funny three bears group~

  • Theodore 2023-07-02 22:09:32

    Such a good and bad movie, illogical, one point for Xiaofan and music

  • Theodore 2023-06-30 01:23:01

    Isn't this thing a five-star rating? ? ? ? ? ?

  • Theodore 2023-06-17 22:27:06

    That reviewer is really unlucky...