Hellsing Ultimate movie plot
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Jan Valentine: Hello, is this thing on? Cool,
[while flipping them off]
Jan Valentine: this message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heartfelt shout-out to the queen bitch herself Ms. Hellsing! Alright, your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine brothers! My name is Jan Valentine and I can't wait to meet each and every one of you. We'll be getting intimate as soon as me and the boys finish lunch. Let me be the first to thank you for providing us with all these tasty snacks! And by tomorrow Hellsing will be nothing more than a pile of shit!
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Integra: [to Jan] What did you hope to accomplish here? Who's responsible for this? Start talking!
[Jan laughs]
Integra: Answer!
Jan Valentine: Come on, bitch. You know; the ones who put the fucking chip in me, the chip that's sending them information letting them know we fucked up! They can hear us talking every last goddamn word! If they know I'm standing here all fucked up and dying about to tell you everything, you think they're going to let me fucking live?
[gets set on fire]
Jan Valentine: See, I so fucking told you! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits?
[laughs]
Jan Valentine: You can take this clue and shove it up your ass, bitch!
[gives them the finger]
Jan Valentine: Beware the Millennium!
[dies]
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