Knights of Badassdom movie plot
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Beth: You live in a fake castle leeching off your accidental millionaire loser friend playing black metal in your bedroom. You'll never change.
Gilberto: Uh, it's *doom* metal.
Beth: Who the fuck asked you?
Joe: Well, he's right. Gilberto, you're the fucking man! It *was* black. Then we went through a sludge phase. Now it's more doom.
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Eric: [listening to Joe play on his guitar] That's a power ballad.
Hung: What's wrong with him?
Eric: Oh, she dumped you, didn't she?
Joe: [Throws a rock at a picture of him and Beth, knocking it off the drawer] Fuck off!
Hung: Woah, nice shot. So your body is already subconsciously moving on.
Eric: I knew that this day would come.
Joe: You had a vision of her just ripping out my heart huh?
Eric: Yeah.
Joe: Thanks for the heads up mighty warlock!
Eric: I'm a twenty six level wizard buddy. I know you know that and you're just trying to be hurtful.