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Constantin 2022-04-21 09:01:13
People who pretend to be crazy and sell stupid eat...
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Bulah 2022-04-21 09:01:13
The first half is novel, the second half is a bit...
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Amelia 2022-03-25 09:01:05
It's pure spoof, just like a small B-level made by a small independent director, with the original soundtrack of the song of the wanderer, hehe,...
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Scotty 2022-03-24 09:01:12
I've seen it in my junior year and I have forgotten all about it... It's enough to...
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Cassandre 2022-03-24 09:01:12
Too vulgar! ! ! ! !...
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Milton 2022-03-24 09:01:12
The expectation was great at the beginning. ....
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Garnett 2022-03-24 09:01:12
U.S. culture is broad and...
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Magnus 2022-03-24 09:01:12
I watched this one in advance to watch...
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Abagail 2022-03-24 09:01:12
Personally think it is infinitely stronger than the legendary spoof super python and the holy...
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Eloy 2022-03-24 09:01:12
Thanks to the children's shoes of the TLF subtitle group!...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Comments
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Benjamin 2022-04-21 09:01:13
Pure comedy.
04/21/2012
When you only know how to chase your dreams, you miss the real beauty in front of you. "Polard".
I believe that all people who have seen this film will choose this line when they choose a representative line for this film, because this is the only line that is on the table. The rest are... -
Jocelyn 2022-03-17 09:01:02
Looked, it's a bit new!
I've watched the trailer of "Borat" several times, it's very attractive.
I watched it yesterday and it felt a little weird. I saw them escape from the Jewish house and bought a bear to protect themselves. They laughed to death, but when I saw Porat’s weeping in the night, I could feel that. The...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan quotes
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
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