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Daniela 2022-03-24 09:01:12
Nest, continue the bunker! Seeing two people fighting on the bed, I can't bear it anymore, it's beyond my bottom line! But this recording format is very flavorful, Sasha Byron Cohen is so...
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Travon 2022-03-24 09:01:12
The funny angle is quite novel~good-looking~ the few paragraphs when I bought a car laughed hard at me. ....
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Shemar 2022-03-24 09:01:12
What is the disease of watching a movie without...
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Adela 2022-03-23 09:01:12
No matter whether it is noble or not, it is great to have an ideal and fight for it...
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Hans 2022-03-23 09:01:12
Love this movie very...
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Krystina 2022-03-23 09:01:12
What a beautiful...
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Ulices 2022-03-23 09:01:12
Unrepeatable success~ This is the only one that is so vulgar and so ironic, there is no...
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Estevan 2022-03-23 09:01:12
The spoof is too...
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Bennie 2022-03-23 09:01:12
I really didn't laugh at all...=...
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Aditya 2022-03-23 09:01:12
I don't like this one at all. The dictator is a big improvement for...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Comments
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Clinton 2022-03-19 09:01:02
Porat
The protagonist is a host in Kazakhstan. Then he was ordered to go to the United States for an interview. After going there, he found that he didn’t understand anything and their culture was very low. Then the protagonist was originally scheduled to only interview in New York, but he had no...
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Maverick 2021-10-18 09:29:05
You can only rely on God
I watched a set of American TV programs a long time ago. I can’t remember what it is called "X". The form of the program is roughly spoof + reality show + candid shooting. Each episode invites a large number of live audiences to compare X with the host. Gesture, so I remembered an X....
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan quotes
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Director: Larry Charles
Language: English,Romanian,Hebrew,Polish,Armenian Release date: November 3, 2006More Movie Comments
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