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Jimmy 2022-04-22 07:01:02
With my IQ, I can understand the jokes in the first 5...
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Christy 2022-04-22 07:01:02
OMFG."Borat: Learning American Culture for Building Great Motherland Kazakhstan".. A sister film to...
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Ettie 2022-04-22 07:01:02
American-made movies, the technique of pseudo-documentary, if you can laugh after watching it, at least you are not a fake...
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Ali 2022-04-22 07:01:02
How nice to live like...
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Karson 2022-04-22 07:01:02
just like it very...
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Trystan 2022-04-22 07:01:02
Absolutely low-class vulgar spicy. Compared with Zhou Xingchi's nonsense, it is a piece of...
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Jazmin 2022-04-22 07:01:02
Happy me, he definitely did it on purpose! ! ! There was a short paragraph in class, but I couldn't understand it at all. When I came back to read the subtitles, I suddenly realized why my classmates were so happy! ! ! Suddenly, I realised, I had learned that if you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you can miss the real beauty in front of your eyes. Q, is this...
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Roselyn 2022-04-22 07:01:02
It's crazy,...
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Roscoe 2022-04-22 07:01:02
Nima, no one can be more vulgar than...
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Savannah 2022-04-21 09:01:13
囧 jingle! But it is too ugly to Kazakhstan, I still feel a little...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Comments
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Douglas 2022-03-19 09:01:02
Echoes Tocqueville's findings of the US
"Most people in Kazakhstan realised rather quickly that the film was aimed more at an audience in America than in Borat's homeland. Sacha Baron Cohen's main objective seemed to be to get an outsider's view of the US and reveal the prejudices of the Americans who Borat interacts with – prejudices...
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Devyn 2022-03-22 09:01:10
On a whim, translated the ending "national anthem" with archaic poems.
In fact, inspired by Chinese poetry Ahn provisional sentence before the ...
Kazakhstan Greatest Country in at The world.
Kazakhstan Come Odyssey
All other countries are run by little girls .
Bitty flown Come non whine That motherfucker
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Potash exports...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan quotes
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Director: Larry Charles
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