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Myron 2022-03-23 09:01:12
A collection of REACTION videos, the political behaviorism of Sasha Byron Cohen. At that time, Hollywood still dared to hide itself without a lower limit, unlike...
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Eula 2022-03-22 09:01:10
That's too much! !...
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Haylie 2022-03-22 09:01:10
Satire must also pay attention to techniques, and the speed is so low that a big layman like me can't bear...
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Nona 2022-03-22 09:01:10
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world, and other countries are home to...
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Elouise 2022-03-22 09:01:10
What a simple and kind-hearted...
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Madalyn 2022-03-21 09:01:11
Very boring, really bad movie. It is amazing that some people can understand the stupid and arrogant sense of humor of American...
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Alena 2022-03-21 09:01:11
If it's a spoof, then very...
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Zane 2022-03-21 09:01:11
I still don't...
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Christa 2021-10-20 19:00:57
One of the best comedies in my...
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Nickolas 2021-10-20 19:00:53
Borat is not crazy...the world is...
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Comments
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Clinton 2022-03-19 09:01:02
Porat
The protagonist is a host in Kazakhstan. Then he was ordered to go to the United States for an interview. After going there, he found that he didn’t understand anything and their culture was very low. Then the protagonist was originally scheduled to only interview in New York, but he had no...
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Maverick 2021-10-18 09:29:05
You can only rely on God
I watched a set of American TV programs a long time ago. I can’t remember what it is called "X". The form of the program is roughly spoof + reality show + candid shooting. Each episode invites a large number of live audiences to compare X with the host. Gesture, so I remembered an X....
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan quotes
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Borat: He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
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Borat: I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
[starts showing Borat cars]
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
Car Dealership owner: Huh-Jesus...
Borat: How do I know that this will not happen with the car?
Car Dealership owner: Chevrolette guarantees you that with a warranty.
Borat: I like-a very much buy this Hummers, how much is it?
Car Dealership owner: Fifty-two thousand.
Borat: I am looking for something between um, six-hundred to uh... six-hundred and fifty dollars.
Car Dealership owner: We don't have any cars for six-fifty that you can buy. I might be able to sell you a wholesale car, a car with a lot of miles for seven-hundred with no warranty.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Director: Larry Charles
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