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Van 2022-04-20 09:01:44
is my dish. . . But this heroine is also highly productive, occupying half of the love light...
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Joaquin 2022-04-20 09:01:44
I watched it on the plane on the way, it was interesting and suitable for the scene, and it seemed that I saw a little bit of my own story. PS, I always feel that this guy is cheating with Lily on his back. . =...
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Evert 2022-04-20 09:01:44
More laughter than...
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Gussie 2022-04-20 09:01:44
Seize the present, or wait for the future? ...Sometimes you will lose yourself when you pick and choose, and maybe you are most awake when you can't see clearly. Now that you have decided to love, go ahead...
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Alvena 2022-04-20 09:01:44
It's stinky and long, with mixed praise and criticism. Only those who have loved can understand the romantic comedy sketch. A rare...
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Devonte 2022-04-20 09:01:44
Feel the same! The difference is that after I got married, I moved from one city to another... alas! If you can find your own shadow, this is not a bad movie, it is a very real life...
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Clarabelle 2022-04-20 09:01:44
A lot of my favorite American actors, unfortunately, ran into bad...
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Anthony 2022-04-20 09:01:44
It's quite unexpected to see Apatow's name on the subtitle sheet. After all, the filming of this film is still warm, and Annie's cameo in Community is very...
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Alia 2022-04-20 09:01:44
Speechless, the fan villain in Spider-Man adds one...
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Cassandre 2022-04-20 09:01:44
@AF129... There are 10 minutes left to finish... By the way, both of them have serious procrastination. Haha. Strong women, academic women, it is true that all kinds of people are not easy to mix, and they suffer everywhere. But is marriage so important? A marriage certificate is not necessarily an insurance policy for...
The Five-Year Engagement Comments
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Josie 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Go to your uncle’s psychology, go to your uncle’s Bai Fumei
I have to admit that when they first moved to Michigan, I thought that the male pig's feet were too awkward, and the academic atmosphere of the female was really interesting. . . . When I first saw the beast, I was on my feet. This old boy is definitely not a fuel-efficient light bulb. I...
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Leif 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Don't sacrifice, choose.
I like the previous film review the most. No matter which party sacrifices, the ending is nothing more than "You have changed" and "Why don't you know how to make progress". . . The same ending, another person said. But I also like that the gold of a movie review can shine everywhere, but...
The Five-Year Engagement quotes
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Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should do what you feel is right.
Violet Barnes: Well, I don't really know what I think is right. I think just, time will tell.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks time will tell.
Violet Barnes: Could you mind not doing that because you're repeating what I'm saying.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot.
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] But me think that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] But Elmo says it's been almost five years! Almost five years! You either love him or you don't!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Me love him but it's very complicated. Cookie doesn't get everything handed to him on a silver platter like Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Cookie does a career he wanted. Tom moved to Michigan so Cookie could work okay? Elmo wanted to be a kinesiologist but instead, Elmo is cleaning puke off her shirt every day!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Well maybe as nice as little elmos are, Elmo should have considered using protection! C is for condom! That's good enough for me!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo is very happy with Elmo's little elmos okay? Elmo would just like a break! Once in a while! Elmo never gets a break!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Fine! This is fine! But this is precisely why Cookie wants to take the time to consider if he's picked the right cookie for his life!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Well maybe Elmo thinks there is no right cookie, you just pick one and take a bite!
Violet Barnes: [softly] Alright.
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Audrey: Hi! I missed you today.
Tom Solomon: That's nice.
[pauses]
Tom Solomon: Listen, I need to talk to you about something, Audrey.
Audrey: What's behind those eyes, Tom?
Tom Solomon: My ex-fiance has been on my mind a lot and I feel like that's something I need to explore.
Audrey: Well, she's an old bitch! There, I just explored it for you. Done?
Tom Solomon: It's hard to have this conversation with you.
Audrey: You need to explore it, Tom? You were with her for five fucking years. That's a really long time. What else is there to learn about her?
[yells]
Tom Solomon: I don't really know the answer to that but I just think I need to find out.
Audrey: What are you thinking? You're so stupid. You're so stupid! You're gonna leave me? You're gonna leave this for saggy tits and a loose vagina? Really? Oh God!
Tom Solomon: I'm sorry to do this to you.
Audrey: Shut the fuck up! You know what? You should just go, Tom. Just go! Go! Go have fun with your old woman. Go fucking read at night together. You can go through menopause together and you can go get your little prostates checked. Check each other for lumps all the time and do those kinds of things together. Then go get some Crocs so your back doesn't hurt. And then you can go walk on the beach and fuck each other with your gross, wrinkly balls.
[pauses]
Audrey: That's another thing. You're getting fucking fat! It's really hard to have sex with someone when you can't breathe underneath them. Can't breathe! Like I feel like I'm going to die every time!
[sighs]
Audrey: You should leave. I'm gonna say mean things.
Tom Solomon: Goodbye.
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Language: English,Spanish Release date: April 27, 2012