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Drew 2022-03-26 09:01:06
Ann Abor's ubiquitous familiar...
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Michel 2022-03-26 09:01:06
Bad makeup. . Should "Song of the Pigeon" appear at the wedding? It's too bad....
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Lura 2022-03-26 09:01:06
The front is quite relaxed and pleasant~ Just after moving the place, it immediately becomes a little heavy... The back is so heavy that it makes people a little sad... As soon as Rhys Ifans came out, I felt that this is not a good product! But the problem is, this is obviously not a good product, but it makes me feel quite attractive! ! The so-called "intellectual sexiness"? My poor Jason Segel, I don't know why I don't want them to end up together... Annie!...
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Virginia 2022-03-26 09:01:06
. . . . Matthew, where is...
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Houston 2022-03-26 09:01:06
The fascination with Jason Segel from "The Muppets" and "Jeff Who Lives at Home" is almost exhausted by this film, and the script he wrote with director Nicholas Stoller is full of dull jokes, but they The last work was obviously a nostalgic masterpiece "The Muppets", and such a romantic comedy for more than two hours was completely reduced to...
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Garnet 2022-03-26 09:01:06
It's very good, funny and warm, and evil fun shuttles through...
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Roel 2022-03-26 09:01:06
I can't find any fun other than looking for easter...
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Alex 2022-03-26 09:01:06
A story worthy of discussion was filmed very vulgarly, and it was not until the end that there was a bright spot... a problem that may be encountered by contemporary people. And now American films are all popular black Chinese...
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Trystan 2022-03-26 09:01:06
Although I feel that there are some problems with the rhythm, it is still rare. It is very suitable for unmarried people born in the 80s to watch under the guardianship of the other...
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Josiane 2022-03-26 09:01:06
The film will be over in 1 hour and 17...
The Five-Year Engagement Comments
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Amiya 2022-03-23 09:02:02
True love doesn't need that much. If you want that much, it's probably not enough love.
I was flipping through a magazine on the plane and suddenly came across this movie I had seen before the breakup. A burst of sadness came to my mind. Did I decide to break up after watching this movie?
I talked with my boyfriend for over 3 years, bought a house, and then, I filed for a breakup.... -
Alden 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Get married after rolling the sheets!
"The Five-Year Covenant" is destined not to be a movie that Gao Shuaifu can endure with a basket of girls and everything goes well, because just as Gao Shuaifu does not understand the darkness of night at night, Gao Shuaifu will never understand the hearts of the leftover men and women. ....O
The Five-Year Engagement quotes
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Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should do what you feel is right.
Violet Barnes: Well, I don't really know what I think is right. I think just, time will tell.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks time will tell.
Violet Barnes: Could you mind not doing that because you're repeating what I'm saying.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot.
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] But me think that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] But Elmo says it's been almost five years! Almost five years! You either love him or you don't!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Me love him but it's very complicated. Cookie doesn't get everything handed to him on a silver platter like Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Cookie does a career he wanted. Tom moved to Michigan so Cookie could work okay? Elmo wanted to be a kinesiologist but instead, Elmo is cleaning puke off her shirt every day!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Well maybe as nice as little elmos are, Elmo should have considered using protection! C is for condom! That's good enough for me!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo is very happy with Elmo's little elmos okay? Elmo would just like a break! Once in a while! Elmo never gets a break!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Fine! This is fine! But this is precisely why Cookie wants to take the time to consider if he's picked the right cookie for his life!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Well maybe Elmo thinks there is no right cookie, you just pick one and take a bite!
Violet Barnes: [softly] Alright.
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Audrey: Hi! I missed you today.
Tom Solomon: That's nice.
[pauses]
Tom Solomon: Listen, I need to talk to you about something, Audrey.
Audrey: What's behind those eyes, Tom?
Tom Solomon: My ex-fiance has been on my mind a lot and I feel like that's something I need to explore.
Audrey: Well, she's an old bitch! There, I just explored it for you. Done?
Tom Solomon: It's hard to have this conversation with you.
Audrey: You need to explore it, Tom? You were with her for five fucking years. That's a really long time. What else is there to learn about her?
[yells]
Tom Solomon: I don't really know the answer to that but I just think I need to find out.
Audrey: What are you thinking? You're so stupid. You're so stupid! You're gonna leave me? You're gonna leave this for saggy tits and a loose vagina? Really? Oh God!
Tom Solomon: I'm sorry to do this to you.
Audrey: Shut the fuck up! You know what? You should just go, Tom. Just go! Go! Go have fun with your old woman. Go fucking read at night together. You can go through menopause together and you can go get your little prostates checked. Check each other for lumps all the time and do those kinds of things together. Then go get some Crocs so your back doesn't hurt. And then you can go walk on the beach and fuck each other with your gross, wrinkly balls.
[pauses]
Audrey: That's another thing. You're getting fucking fat! It's really hard to have sex with someone when you can't breathe underneath them. Can't breathe! Like I feel like I'm going to die every time!
[sighs]
Audrey: You should leave. I'm gonna say mean things.
Tom Solomon: Goodbye.
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Language: English,Spanish Release date: April 27, 2012