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Tressa 2022-03-25 09:01:09
Do academic women have only one dead...
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Michael 2022-03-25 09:01:09
Love can't wait, it's decided that a person must be firm and ruthless, wait five years, the day lily will be...
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Alyce 2022-03-25 09:01:09
So they are stupid, they feel selfish to want what they want, and only realize when they regret it... Too...
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Christian 2022-03-25 09:01:09
It was very good until the breakup scene. HE and the female boss came out and quoted live long and prosper, I saw that she must not be...
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Christiana 2022-03-25 09:01:09
Jason Siegel (Marshall from How I Met Your Mother) new film. Two hours, a little longer. The heroine's sister is Annie, the black-haired Jewish girl in the Crap League. It's not a kind of comedy that is particularly spoofed, but it is quite realistic. Many couples who are in a similar predicament will find...
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Grant 2022-03-25 09:01:09
All kinds of unrealistic, and it took more than 2 hours to shoot... the wedding is not...
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Edgardo 2022-03-25 09:01:09
The main character is really ugly. ....
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Kyleigh 2022-03-25 09:01:09
The emotional journey described in this film is still somewhat resonant, but the laughs are too dull. The romantic comedy has now entered a bottleneck period, and it is difficult to make a breakthrough. Segel's acting skills are getting better and better, but Blunt is...
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Llewellyn 2022-03-25 09:01:09
Realistic tears, no one can make you bow down, only...
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Hugh 2022-03-25 09:01:09
love is getting...
The Five-Year Engagement Comments
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Mable 2021-12-16 08:01:13
People in love will always meet again
Just after reading something made me laugh, the two separated because of various twists and turns, but they were worried in their hearts. When they met again, they squeezed in a small bed and were relatively speechless. Their hearts were turbulent. Finally, they rolled the sheets again....
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Nannie 2021-12-16 08:01:13
Not making a decision is actually the worst decision~
As a person who has been in love for eight years before getting married, I think I am qualified to comment on this marriage movie. I would say that this movie was made so well, it is the best of all movies of the same type that I have watched recently. Although it is a bit tedious and...
The Five-Year Engagement quotes
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Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should do what you feel is right.
Violet Barnes: Well, I don't really know what I think is right. I think just, time will tell.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks time will tell.
Violet Barnes: Could you mind not doing that because you're repeating what I'm saying.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo thinks you should shit or get off the pot.
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] But me think that's a really rude thing to say, Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] But Elmo says it's been almost five years! Almost five years! You either love him or you don't!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Me love him but it's very complicated. Cookie doesn't get everything handed to him on a silver platter like Elmo.
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Cookie does a career he wanted. Tom moved to Michigan so Cookie could work okay? Elmo wanted to be a kinesiologist but instead, Elmo is cleaning puke off her shirt every day!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Well maybe as nice as little elmos are, Elmo should have considered using protection! C is for condom! That's good enough for me!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Elmo is very happy with Elmo's little elmos okay? Elmo would just like a break! Once in a while! Elmo never gets a break!
Violet Barnes: [Impression of Cookie Monster] Fine! This is fine! But this is precisely why Cookie wants to take the time to consider if he's picked the right cookie for his life!
Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: [Impression of Elmo] Well maybe Elmo thinks there is no right cookie, you just pick one and take a bite!
Violet Barnes: [softly] Alright.
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Audrey: Hi! I missed you today.
Tom Solomon: That's nice.
[pauses]
Tom Solomon: Listen, I need to talk to you about something, Audrey.
Audrey: What's behind those eyes, Tom?
Tom Solomon: My ex-fiance has been on my mind a lot and I feel like that's something I need to explore.
Audrey: Well, she's an old bitch! There, I just explored it for you. Done?
Tom Solomon: It's hard to have this conversation with you.
Audrey: You need to explore it, Tom? You were with her for five fucking years. That's a really long time. What else is there to learn about her?
[yells]
Tom Solomon: I don't really know the answer to that but I just think I need to find out.
Audrey: What are you thinking? You're so stupid. You're so stupid! You're gonna leave me? You're gonna leave this for saggy tits and a loose vagina? Really? Oh God!
Tom Solomon: I'm sorry to do this to you.
Audrey: Shut the fuck up! You know what? You should just go, Tom. Just go! Go! Go have fun with your old woman. Go fucking read at night together. You can go through menopause together and you can go get your little prostates checked. Check each other for lumps all the time and do those kinds of things together. Then go get some Crocs so your back doesn't hurt. And then you can go walk on the beach and fuck each other with your gross, wrinkly balls.
[pauses]
Audrey: That's another thing. You're getting fucking fat! It's really hard to have sex with someone when you can't breathe underneath them. Can't breathe! Like I feel like I'm going to die every time!
[sighs]
Audrey: You should leave. I'm gonna say mean things.
Tom Solomon: Goodbye.
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Language: English,Spanish Release date: April 27, 2012