Molly:
You know what, Kirk? Maybe you're right. Maybe you are a 5. You know why? No self-esteem, deduct a point. Every time someone walks into a room, you compare yourself to them. Deduct a point. You're a smart and talented guy who's afraid to do anything with it. Deduct a point. Um, how are we doing? Oh, oh yeah! Hoping that I have a defect that you can work with? Deduct whatever's left.
Kirk:
I'm out of here. Webbed fucking feet, are you kidding me?
Molly:
KIRK!
Kirk:
Hey, do me a favor. Tell "foot long" I say hi.
Molly:
He's my EX boyfriend, Kirk. EX. And do you even know why we broke up?
Kirk:
Why, because you guys couldn't decide which one of you was hotter?
Molly:
No, because he behaved EXACTLY like you're behaving right now. He couldn't handle it. He thought I was perfect. He had me on a pedestal that I couldn't possibly live up to! Oh, and one other little thing? He cheated on me! And so after that I said to myself I am not going to date guys like that anymore.
Kirk:
Guys like that? So, what? You're just, you're going to date guys like me?
Molly:
Is that what you want to hear? That I asked you out because I thought you were safe?
Kirk:
Yeah, please, keep going.
Molly:
That I thought that a guy who looks like you wouldn't hurt me? Is that what you want to hear, Kirk? Are you happy now?
Kirk:
Yeah, I'm ecstatic.
[walks out]