What, there is Luo Jiaying?

Laila 2022-12-24 09:45:30

I didn't see Luo Jiaying at all, could it be playing a corpse?

The above is a film review, and the following is a routine complaint:

1. When I wrote the film news before, I said that Huang Shengyi was the only actor who was not suitable. To correct it here, Lin Feng is a strange choice.

2. Huang Shengyi is stronger than Lin Feng in one point: from start to finish, from makeup to expression, from camera angle to action styling, she has been cosplaying Liu Yifei firmly. And Lin Feng cos Huang Xiaoming for a while, Li Yapeng cos for a while, very unscrupulous.

3. Why does Xu Ruoxuan run this trick? But anyway, her shape is very good, 1/3 is given to Teacher Xu. 1/3 points are given to Jet Li, who is finally getting old. I feel that many of the lines were added by him, because throughout the whole book, the screenwriter could not write those short, interesting lines that are quite elderly. 1/3 for Asa, she is pretty and cute, but her brain is not good, so she is not very good at picking books.

4. In fact, I really want to say a few words about the lines in the film, but I really can't remember them, because the lines are bloody, mediocre, and illogical, and the foreword doesn't match the afterword. Five years ago, the copywriting I brought with a monthly salary of 2,000 yuan was 10,000 times stronger than this line.

5. But I did remember a line or two. For example: Master, you can also drink a bowl, to cure the disease, not to get sick.

6. There is also a classic line. I can't remember the original, but I still remember the logic. It's probably like this - Xu Xian: I'm not a boatman, I'm a herb digger. Can bear: Since you are not a boatman, what is your ideal?

7. There is no need to complain about the logic of this film, because there is no such thing.

8. If the actors, lines, and plot are all bad, then only the visuals are left. Sadly, this is also terrible. Except for a few seconds of shots that can score 40 points, most of the other effects are not as good as the promotional videos of mid-to-low-level online games. Sometimes it is still stuck, as low as about 10FPS. It is really eye-popping to see such a stuck picture on a big screen. Can't you use a cluster to render if the rendering machine is bad?

9. The director's understanding of snakes is probably "giant earthworms".

10. In general, I don't understand what the purpose of this film is. If you want to challenge the 93-year-old Green Snake, this is obviously an unwise and shocking challenge. If you want to pay tribute to the green snake, it is so bad that the seniors don't know how to face it. Since there is nothing new in all aspects, what is the purpose of filming it? At the end of the film, I kept thinking about this issue, and just as I was thinking, when the screen turned, Xu Xian and "Susu" (...) separated their hands, and the two roared hideously and wanted to hold each other, but neither of them would move forward. Moving a step, I was shocked again: Isn't it a tribute to the green snake? Why did I change the legend of the White Snake again...

Originally, I wanted to make a contribution, trying to find a way to make people who see this after watching this movie not waste their money watching this scumbag. The best and only way to achieve this is spoilers. Unfortunately, the only good thing about this movie is that there are no spoilers. It's really not afraid of spoilers. Water floods the mountains, Fa Hai wins, White Snake is locked under Leifeng Pagoda, and Xu Xian is waiting for her outside. You know all this. What you don't know is that there is a guy called Tolerance that you don't care about at all, and he couldn't be with Xiaoqing in the end. Well that's a standard spoiler! But it's still useless, because the film knows that no amount of endings will change the essence of its scum. Listen to Uncle's advice, don't waste time, Uncle's ticket is a gift ticket, do you have any...

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The Sorcerer and the White Snake quotes

  • Xu Xian: Can meet with you, I don't what good luck had struck me. Just because of your single kiss I believe that the wheels of fate had turned. Just because of that moment, the moment was filled with sweet and happiness. From now on, every minute and every moment, I will protect you always and let you happy for life.

  • White Snake: Before I saw you I meditated for a thousand years, but those thousand years are worth less than a moment with you.