The Carnival of the Post-70s

[from trailer]

Police Dispatcher: All units, we have an ongoing shootout at 24th and Northwest Street.

Kung Fury: I'm on it.

Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!

Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?

Chief: I told you to do it by the book.

Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.

Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.

Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.

Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.

Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.

[Triceracop offers a handshake]

Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.

[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]

Kung Fury: I work alone.

Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.

Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.

[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]

Kung Fury: I quit!

[Kung Fury walks out of the office]