Doraemon for adults

Carter 2022-04-22 07:01:02

Very simple story. The useless hero and the funny Ted, and the heroine's childish growth is repeatedly blamed by the heroine. It feels a bit like Big Bear and Doraemon. The difference is that Ted is more suitable for us in adulthood. Let's cry, laugh, talk about yellow jokes together, see idols turn their faces, drink, fight and make up.

The female protagonist is quite beautiful, and it is true love that can endure the male protagonist for four years, and the male pig's feet are indeed naive at 35. I don't understand why so many people scold the female protagonist. If in reality you are a male, let alone four years, you can't bear it for four days.
I really burst into tears when I saw that Teddy was cut in half. That scene is a bit symbolic of the death of an adult childhood. People always grow up, they always have to put down their memories and hide their childish side. Fortunately, it was a Happy ending, otherwise fans would have torn the screenwriter and director to shreds.
All in all, a good comedy

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Extended Reading
  • Allison 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    The plot is very old-fashioned~ Samsung is all for TED~

  • Kole 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    In the most touching scene, John turned and left, and Ted pressed his chest on the road: I Love U.

Ted quotes

  • Johnny Carson: You know I thought you'd be taller.

    Young Ted: I thought *you* were gonna be funnier.

  • [last lines, as Ted and Sam Jones do a "flash jump" after John and Lori's wedding]

    Narrator: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.

    [footage of Ted and Tami-Lynn on their double date with John and Lori]

    Narrator: Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time. One afternoon Ted was caught behind the deli counter eating potato salad off of Tami- Lynn's bare bottom. He was instantly promoted to store manager.

    [footage of Sam Jones walking toward John at Ted's party]

    Narrator: Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood with the goal of restarting his film career. He currently resides in Burbank where he shares a studio apartment with his roommate Brandon Routh.

    [photo of Brandon Routh]

    Narrator: Remember Brandon Routh from that godawful "Superman" movie? Jesus Christ. Thanks for getting our hopes up and taking a giant shit on us.

    [footage of Rex at the office]

    Narrator: Rex gave up his pursuit of Lori. Not long after he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

    [footage of Donny dancing in his living room]

    Narrator: Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.

    [footage of Robert in his bedroom]

    Narrator: Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight, and went on to become Taylor Lautner.

    [photo of Taylor Lautner]