Happy Endings movie plot
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Jude: What's going on?
Nicky: He knows you're just after his money. And I told him what you had over me, and he doesn't care that I'm gay.
Frank: I care, I care, of course I care. It's not good news.
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[first lines]
Charley: [chasing Mamie] Wait! Wait!
Woman Driver: [hits Mamie] My God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I didn't see her! I didn't see her!
Charley: Oh my God!
Woman Driver: Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't see her!
Charley: Do you have a cell? Call 911!
Woman Driver: Oh God.
Passerby: Hey, is she all right?
Charley: I don't know.
Woman Driver: [on phone] 911? Yes, hurry, we need an ambulance quick.
Title Card: She's not dead. / No one dies in this movie, not on-screen. It's a comedy, sort of.